Sunday Night Wreckage
Live Sunday July 9th, 2006
The First Union Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania



The normal copyrighting video plays as it switches to the new Wreckage Video which is still being played to "Faint" by LInkin Park. Suddenly we switch to the live arena as pyro is going off like crazy! It stops as the camera pans throughout the crowd catching everyone's signs like: "I'm The Real Feautred Attraction","Dangerous Not so Dangerous Anymore", and "Josie Pleasure pleasures dogs". The scene now shoots to the commentators.

Jim: Welcome to the 33rd edition of Wreckage!

Tony: Woooo!

Jim: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now receiving word that there is a limo pulling into the parking lot. I was told earlier that everyone that was expected to be here tonight was already here, but now we have another arrival and we are going to go to the parking lot, and to Chip Johnson for more.

The scene cuts to the parking lot as we see the limo pull in, and head towards the main doors into the arena. Chip Johnson approaches the limo and the door opens. There is a pause for a moment, and then The Assassin steps out from the back of the limo. The crowd erupts seeing the Assassin back in a WAW Arena.

Chip: Assassin, I believe I have really only one simple question for you. You retired a few weeks ago, so, why are you back?

Assassin: Chip, the reason I retired was because I lost my inspiration to wrestle, and now, that inspiration is back, and in full force. I am here, and I am here to stay for a long time. I am back and better then ever, and you will all see just what I am capable of. I don’t have a match tonight, but there are some people here who have some debts to pay, and they will pay tonight.

Chip: May I ask you, who are these people who have debts to pay?

Assassin: Well Chip, seeing as how I am just surprising everyone today, I think I will keep that information a secret for right now, and you’ll just have to wait, and be surprised when you see who it is that has to pay.

The Assassin simply walks away and heads into the arena. The camera pan back over to Chip Johnson.

Chip: Well folks, it looks like we haven’t seen the last of the Assassin just yet. He’s back, and he’s ready to go, and it seems like he is here tonight to send a message and make another big impact here in the WAW.

The scene switches back to ring for our opening contest.


An Old theme begins to play over the PA. The soft entrance of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica hits the PA. No one walks out. The guitar picks up. Ed Slamin appears high up in the crowd. He starts walking down to the ring. He stands on a couple of chairs. He holds a beer in his hand. When the soft entrance finishes, he snaps open his beer, and chugs it down. The fans sing-a-long with the lyrics of the song. Ed makes his way down through the crowd. He stands on more chairs just as Hetfield sings

Sleep With One Eye Open, Gripping your pillow tight

He snaps open another beer and chugs it as Hetfield sings again.

Exit: Light. Enter: Night. Take My hand, we're off to never-never land

Pamela Wright: The following contest is a triple threat match, and is a qualifying match in the King of Wrestling tournament. Introducing first from Sandwich, Massachuestts, weighing in at 240 pounds. He is the Hardcore Icon. Ed Effin Slamin!!!!!!!

Ed hops down and walks down the arenaa steps as the fans still sing. He stands on top of the barricade and grabs another beer as Hetfield sings

Sleep with One eye open, gripping your pillow tight

Ed snaps it open and drinks again to

Exit: Light. Enter: Night. Take my hand, we're off to never-neverland

Ed jumps down the barricade and gets into the ring with yet another beer. The guitar solo at the end plays as Ed takes the beer and smashes it against his head. He throws the beer can into the crowd. He holds his kendo stick into the air as "Enter Sandman" quits. He holds the kendo stick by his side.

Jim Flowers: Well look at this, someone came ready to fight by god. Kendo stick in one hand and a beer in the other with a cigg in his mouth.

Tony Phoenix: That moron is so drunk, he is gonna try to drink the stick, smoke the beer, and hit someone with the ciggeratte. What a joke!

Jim Flowers: I'd watch what you're saying there Tony.

"Mosh" by Emeniem hits the PA as Lynch Micheals steps out carrying a sledgehammer over his left shoulder. He smiles as he is being welcomed by a roaring boo! He poses to the crowd as the boos fill the arena even louder!

Pamela Wright: And making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 175 pounds... Lynch Micheals!!!!!!!!

Lynch makes his way down to the ring as he smiles at the love he is shown.He climbs in and stands on the turnbuckle raising the sledgehammer in his hand.

Tony Phoenix: Well lookie lookie lookie, someone else came prepared for war Jimbo. You ever heard the ole saying anything you can do, I can do better?

Jim Flowers: You ever heard of the ole saying stupid is as stupid does?

Tony Phoenix: Whaaa?!?!

Bully by Emin3m starts playing as all the lights in the WaW arena dim down except those focused on the rampway and ring. Jimmy Smith walks out wearing white tracksuit pants, and a white singlet that is covered by an open red and white tracksuit jacket. Jimmy is also wearing a doo rag over his head. Alex Blake walks out behind Jimmy and starts praising Jimmy to all who'll listen on their way down to the ring.

Pamela Wright: Being accompanied down to the ring by "The Maverick" Alex Blake. Weighing in at 175 pounds, from 'The City of Angels' Los Angeles, California, he is, Jimmmmmmmmmy Smith!

Jimmy and Alex both climb onto the apron. Alex climbs through the middle and top ropes and cheers Smith on as he enters the ring with a split-legged slingshot over the top rope. Jimmy then motions for everyone in the ring to move to the edge, and performs some break- dancing moves in the center of the ring. When Jimmy finishes Bully stops playing and Jimmy and Alex discuss stratergies awaiting the match to start.

Tony Phoenix: See, he's now such a bad kid. He is the only one that didn't bring a weapon to the ring.

Jim Flowers: Sure he did Tony, and his name is Alex Blake!

Tony Phoenix: Jimmy isn't gonna swing Alex Blake at Ed or Lynch.

Jim Flowers: No, but Alex can swing any weapon he picks up, he can distract the referee, HE CAN ....

Tony Phoenix: Calm down, calm down... I think you just pulled a cordination or something Jim.

Jim Flowers: A what?

The bells sounds as the wrestlers are all circling around the ring. Jimmy Smith is the first to try something rushing at Ed Slamin, Ed howevers drills Jimmy with a right hand sending Jimmy crashing to the canvas. Jimmy bounces right back up and Ed nails him with another right. Jimmy wisely stays down and scoots back into a turnbuckle. Ed starts walking to Jimmy as Jimmy is cornered, but Lych runs and chops Ed down with a chop block to the left knee. Jimmy gets up and runs to Ed, but this time Jimmy connects with a shining wizard to the head.

Ed looks dazed and drops to the mat, as the two begin stomping away at Ed's motionless body. They stop kicking the man, and soak in the boo's.

Tony Phoenix: Well the Jimmy and Lynch seem to have a plan here. Take out the bigger man of the match.

Lynch picks up Ed by his ears and then smacks Ed right in the face. Ed staggers backwards a little bit and then tucks his head and body weight into Lynch and drives him into the corner and Ed swings away furioulsy with rights and lefts. Jimmy Smith comes over to pull him off but Ed sees him coming and throws an elbow to the kisser sending Jimmy yet again to the mat holding his mouth.

Ed focuses back on Lynch who has fell down on his butt in the corner, and Ed starts stomping away on his head.

Ed then turns back around to see Jimmy starting to get up, and Ed slaps Jimmy right across the chest and then irish whips him into the ropes delivering a powerslam with authority.

Jim Flowers: Look at Alex Blake, he can't believe his eyes.

Tony Phoenix: How is this beer drinking idiot even standing sober?

Ed goes for the cover 1....and Alex Blake looks like he's ready to jump in, but before he can Lynch Micheals breaks up the count before even reaches 2.

Lynch then gut kicks Ed as hard as he could, the sound echoes throughout the crowd as the fans scream in awwe.

Tony Phoenix: It's good! Lynch Micheals wins it in overtime.

Jim Flowers: Not the beer belly.

Ed staggers up to one knee, and Lynch runs and bounces off the ropes, as Jimmy Smith gets up as well. Lynch goes for a running clothesline, but Ed sees it coming as he stands up and ducks it. Jimmy sees Lynch running at him and jumps up and does a toe touch as Lynch goes under his legs and bounces off the other side of the ropes and Jimmy falls down face first so he gets out of the way as Lynch then is forced to hurdle over his body with a full head of steam and Ed catches him right in the air on his shoulder and falls back with a samoan drop to the canvas.

Jimmy gets up and sees Ed standing up, he runs and bounces off of the ropes himself and comes back to hit Ed with a flying skytwister face kick.

Jimmy gets back up and heads for the top rope, he climbs up the ropes and looks at Ed who is holding his face in pain and rolls over on his back.

Jimmy jumps off and connects with a shooting star press, hooks the leg.

Jim Flowers: The cover...!!!!

1...2....

Just in the nick of time Lynch throws his body into the mess to break up the cover.

Jim Flowers: OH MY GOD!!! Tony it doesn't get much closer than that.

Tony Phoenix: What's that moron Lynch doing, Jimmy had this match won.

Jim Flowers: Well Tony, reality check Lynch wants to move on to the next round, just as badly as everyone does. The King of Wrestling is an oppotunity of a lifetime.

Jimmy gets up, as does Lynch. Jimmy looks at Lynch with a state of confusion, and throws up his arms. Micheals tries to go back to work on Ed, but Jimmy steps in his way and pushes Lynch sending him a few steps back.

Jim Flowers: UH OH!!! Things are heating up here..

Lynch Michaels tilts his head and looks down at his chest. Jimmy walks up and gets right in his face screaming at him yelling what are you doing.

Lynch cant take it anymore and hauls off and hits him right in the mouth turning Jimmy around into a standing up Ed Slamin. Ed then throws a right of his own onto Jimmy sending him right back to Lynch, Lynch takes another swing, and then back to Ed. Ed winds up and look at a staggering Jimmy and instead of swinging he blows on Jimmy as Jimmy falls backwards onto the mat.

Jim Flowers: I think we just witnessed the first ever human tennis ball.

Tony Phoenix: No, I think we just witnessed the man with the worst breath in the world. Poor Jimmy. Someone call for help.

Alex Blake on the outside is losing it, screaming at Jimmy to get up, as Ed just kinda laughs and then picks Jimmy back up. Ed and Lynch throw Jimmy into the ropes and he comes back only to be tossed up high in the air with a flapjack, as he crashes face first, and rolls out of the ring holding his stomach. Alex runs over to the hurt Jimmy Smith.

Meanwhile in the ring Ed and Lynch are trading blows back and fourth, and Ed gets the advantage because of his brawling skills. Lynch Michaels staggers back a little bit and then Ed then spits on his knuckles and drills Micheals down to the ground.

Jim Flowers: The momentum is on Ed's side right now, HE'S ON FIRE!!!!!

Ed picks up a beer, and then Lynch Micheals and puts his head between his legs. Ed pops the top and pours the beer all over his own face swallowing about half of the beer at once. He tosses the can and picks him up and delivers a powerbomb, and heading straight for the top rope. He gets up there, but however Alex Blake sending Ed to the canvas hard slowing down his momentum.

Jim Flowers: Did you see that, Alex Blake just shoved Ed Slamin off the top. Come one ref!

Tony Phoenix: What are you talking about, he fell off the rope. He's too drunk to be up there, I know what I just saw, a man drink a whole beer in 2 seconds, powerbomb someone, and the drunk factor kicked in and he lost his balance.

Jim Flowers: Drunk factor...Lost his balance my ass!!!!! That's cheating plain and simple. Alex Blake should be banned from ringside.

Jimmy Smith gets up on the outside and gets on the apron and waits as both men in the ring stand up. Jimmy sprinboards off of the top rope and does a 360 in mid-air and double dropkicks both men with one foot each sending them flying backwards. Lynch gets kicked the furthest as he was the lighter one of the two.

Jimmy heads back to out onto the apron and poses for his finisher. He climbs up to the top rope exhausted, and by the time he gets there he finds Ed Slamin there to meet him with a right hand, and another, and another. Jimmy now sitting on the ropes, and Ed takes both legs from behind the ropes and brings them forward. Ed climbs to the top rope..

Tony Phoenix: What the hell is this drunk doing now?

Ed tucks Jimmy's head under his arm, and then jumps backwards delivering one hell of an "EXTREME DDT"!!!!!!

Jim Flowers: HOLY HELL!!!! COVER HIM!!! GET TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!!

Ed hurries and crawls over for the cover.

1.....2......thr.......

Before the ref can count to 3 Alex Blake pulls out Ed Slamin and Ed lands right on his feet. Ed stares at Alex right in the face, eye to eye. Alex with a frightened look on his face, takes off running, and hops over the barrier. Ed grabs his kendo stick and chases after Alex Blake thoughout the crowd.

Jim Flowers: And they are off to the races, Alex Blake better run for his life before he feels what it is like to get hit in the head with that thing.

Tony Phoenix: Who cares about that moron, do you realize Ed just left a qualifying match. See what alcohol does to that man.

Lynch Micheals crawls over to cover Jimmy Smith, who is still out cold.

1....2....kickout.....

Jim Flower: Somehow, someway Jimmy kicked out of that.

Lynch can't believe it, and he gets up on his knees and then stands up completly checking with the ref to make sure it was 2...

Once he realizes it was only two he turns back around and focuses on the injured Jimmy Smith. He picks him up, but Jimmy smacks Lynch's hands upwards and moves in and picks him up in a fireman's carry, and then tosses him into a facebuster. Jimmy rolls him over for the cover.

1.....2.....kickout....

Jim Flowers: Oh my god, these guys are all putting up one hell of a fight tonight. All of them want to be the very first ever King of Wrestling here in the WAW...

Tony Phoenix: Yes, it's good to be king Jimbo...Unless your Jerry The King Lawler...

Jimmy can't believe it, and hurries up and picks up Lynch and goes to irish whip him, however Lynch reverses it and pulls him back into "SWEET DREAMS" He goes for the cover immediately...

Tony Phoenix: GOOD NIGHT!!!!

Jim Flowers: Wait here comes Ed running down the ramp.

1....2.....

Ed reaches the ring with his semi broken Kendo Stick, he slides in but it was too late...

3

Lynch Michaels rolls out of the ring very quickly. Ed swings his stick in the direction where Lynch Michaels is heading. Screaming and cursing at him.

Mosh fill the arena, as Lynch Micheals walks backwards up the ramp holding his hands up in the air looking into the ring at a very highly pissed off Ed Slamin.

Pamela Wright: Here is your winner of this qualifying match....LYNCH MICHAELS!!!!!!!

Jim Flowers: Well these men gave it their all here tonight, and unfortunately only one can move on, and unfortunately that one is Lynch Micheals. And if it wasn't for Alex Blake, the outcome of this match, might have...no no....would have been a little different. Beer would be flying, fingers would be raised.

Tony Phoenix: What are you talking about, Alex Blake wasn't with Lynch, and besides it was Ed's own fault for chasing Alx Blake. He could have ignored him, and continued on with the match.. And well as for your dream celebration... Ed's still throwing fingers in there. SEE!

Jim Flowers: Well this match was changed on a last minute notice to a triple threat match. A man that wasn't even suppose to be in the tournament gets lucky and goes on to the next round. And you have to believe that Ed Slamin is not a happy camper tonight.


*"Cruci-Fiction in SpAce" begins to play over the sound system. The lights begin to flash on and off to the beat of the drum. then the floor of the stage opens up and a purple fog rolls out on stage as SpAzz rises up through the stage, Crucified upside down on an upside down crucifix, as the lyrics go...*

"this is evolution
the monkey
the man
and then the gun
if Christ was in Texas
the hammer
the sickle
the only son
this is your creation
the atom of Eden
was a bomb
if Jack was the Baptist
we'd drink wine
from the head"

*The song gets to the chorus and the music picks up...*

"this is evolution
the monkey
the man
and then the gun"

* As the chorus is being sung, SpAzz Brings his feet down off the cross and on to the stage, SpAzz then stands on the stage, still in the Jesus Christ pose and now facing his crucifix. SpAzz turns to the audience still in his pose grinning a sickening smile. The lights then start flashing purple every now and then still flashing to the beat of the drum. SpAzz continues down the ring as the next verse of the song starts and he lowers his arms to march down the ramp...*

"I am a revolution
pull my knuckles down
if I could
I am a revelation
and I'm nailed
to the Holy Wood"

* during this werse SpAzz steps up onto the ring apron and whipes his feet before stepping into the ring and climbing up onto the closest tunbuckle as the chorus begins a second time and SpAzz stands up and salutes the crowd kinda moving his head a little to the music as he extends his arms to the Christ pose again and showing a sickening smile. SpAzz then climbs down and rests in that corner waiting for the match to start as the music fades and the lights come back on to a normal shade...*

Pamela WRight: This following contest is a standard match.. in the ring.. THE KING OF FREAKS... SpAzz!!

The Lights in the arena slowly begin to fade down as the WaW tron at the top of the stage above the entrance flickers on and shows a few of over view of Hollywood. He then hear the voice of a little girl who begins to recite a poem in which was written by the band shine down entitled “The Dream”

Lay there on the ground, and turn the dirt into your joy
From what I see and what I know, it's all been boring lately
So I suggest we trade a question mark in for a maybe
Time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense
Make sure that you're smiling, and the money's been well spent
Innocence and ignorance, it all goes hand in hand
I'm not sure that I'm right, but I hope you'll understand
I hope that you're still searching for the start that has no end
And all the plastic people have now become your friends
Before you start to drift and your soul begins to strain
I just wanted to tell you that you're listening to a dream

As soon as she says “you’re listening to a dream” the view quickly zoomed into a view of the Hollywood sign. As the word “dream” echo’s for a few moments strobe lights begin to pulse rapidly as fog begins to raise from below the stage in front of the entrance and from behind the entrance as well. Heroes by Shine down then begins to play over the sound system as everyone in the arena quickly get to their feet and give mixed reactions towards the lovely couple that is about to come walking out. Eleven seconds into the song Nathan Evans and Justina James finally walk from behind the curtains threw the thick wall of fog. Holding each other’s hands they stop at the top of the stage and look around for a moment. Nathan then spins Justina in towards him, as she’s facing him Nathan grabs her right leg, lifts it up as she wraps it around his thigh. He then leads her back, in a sexy way pulls her back up and gives her a passionate kiss. They then separate from the taunt as Nathan begins to walk down the ramp fallowed by justina who is right beside him. Nathan then walks up to the ring, jumps up onto the ring apron sliding his knee across it for a moment. He then turns and looks at Justina and smiles who walks over to the steps in a sexy fashion. She then gets up onto the apron as Nathan holds open the bottom and middle rope as she gets into the ring. She then turns and looks at Nathan Once again who leans his head back and gets let another kiss from Justina. Nathan then steps threw the top and middle ropes in a cocky fashion and runs over to the corner and jumps up onto the middle turnbuckle and begins to taunt towards the fans. He then jumps down. Walks over to Justina, grabs her by the waist and pulls her in as they stand there waiting for the bell.

Pamela Wright: And his oppoent.. The Hollywood Hot Shot.. NATHAN EVANS!

DING DING DING

With the sound of the bell Nathan Evans quickly dodges across the ring and spears SpAzz to the ground and hooks the leg looking for an early victory as the ref drops down to count 1... no SpAzz gets a kickout. Nathan smirks as he backs up and taunts SpAzz to get up as he wants to hit him with another spear. SpAzz gets up holding his ribs as Nathan runs and spears him down again, Nathan covers him as the ref counts now 1.......2..... Spazz kicks out again. Nathan starts to get fustrated as he runs back and gets ready for another spear.. SpAzz gets up with his ribs aching as Nathan runs at him looking for another spear but SpAzz side steps it and Nathan hits the turnbuckle pad with his chest.

Jim: Three is not a lucky number for Nathan Evans here tonight.

Nathan turns around now as SpAzz locks arms with him almost like you would before a trap suplex. SpAzz smiles sadisticly as he starts to bash Nathan's head in with several hard headbutts. SpAzz releases Nathan's arms as Nathan falls to the ground with blood slowly start to trickle from both his and SpAzz's head from the headbutts. SpAzz simply smirks at the blood running down his face.

Tony: This guy really is a freak.

SpAzz drags Nathan up to his feet quickly and puts Nathan's head in between his arm in a ddt position. But a bloody Nathan counters looking for a northern lights suplex pin but as he was doing it they were close to the ropes and SpAzz lands out on the apron on his feet. Nathan turns around thinking SpAzz is laying like a pile of ruble on the floor but after a hard right from SpAzz he learns he landed on his feet. SpAzz now grabs Nathan and tries to suplex him over the top rope to the floor but Nathan locks his feet and refuses to go over. Now Nathan tries to suplex SpAzz over the ropes and into the ring but SpAzz locks his legs as now SpAzz goes for a suplex and this time he gets it as both Nathan and SpAzz go crashing to the thin matted floor below from a hard suplex.

Jim: SpAzz just destroyed Nathan Evans with that suplex I think.

Tony:Yeah but the retard also might have destroyed himself.

The referee instead of counting them out decides to check on the wrestlers worried for their wel being after that hellacious suplex to the outside of the ring. SpAzz is laying there with a huge smile on his face loving the pain as he licks the blood up thats trickled down his forehead from around his lips. SpAzz gets up using the apron as he looks back at Nathan Evans who is not moving. Justina is yelling for Nathan to get up but to no prevail. SpAzz rolls in the ring and awaits Nathan to get up. Justina finally gets Nathan stirring after some light love taps to the back. Nathan is now up to his feet as he walks towards the ring, he grabs SpAzz's feet and pulls him off his feet giving Nathan the perfect moment to get back into the ring. Nathan now back in the ring starts to viciously stomp away on SpAzz who tries to roll away from the boots by getting caught up in the ropes. Nathan continues to stomp him but the referee pushes him away since SpAzz was in the ropes.

Jim: Smart move by SpAzz there getting to the ropes.

Tony: No move by SpAzz is smart.

SpAzz gets to his feet in his spare time away from Nathan now, but it ain't much as Nathan comes right back towards him, SpAzz runs at him and grabs his legs and takes him off his feet as he grabs Nathan's head and starts slamming it against the mat while SpAzz sits on top of Nathan. SpAzz stops as he gets down and starts to bite Nathan's forehead. Nathan screams in pain trying to get SpAzz off as the referee gives him a 5 count to break the bite...1....2.....3... SpAzz breaks it not wanting to be dqed in his first match. SpAzz gets to his feet dragging Nathan up behind him. SpAzz simply pokes Nathan in the eye before hitting The Last Laugh(The Last Laugh is much like The Widow Maker. SpAzz lifts his opponent on to his shoulders, much like a Death Valley Driver. Then he slams his opponent down on the mat, like a spine buster almost.) SpAzz smirks as the ref counts 1....2......3!

DING DING DING

Pamela Wright: Here is your winner.. SpAzz!

SpAzz rolls out of the ring almost as soon as Justina James rolls in the ring to check on her guy. SpAzz goes up the ramp to the locker room leaving Justina and Nathan in the ring together as the scene fades to the backstage.


The sound of wheels on the cement are heard as the camera catches a man on a skateboard. The man was drawing crowd as he was grinding rails and doing tricks off a ramp. When he sees the camera he stops.

Chance: Whoa....I'm on television. Hi mom!

Chance spaces out as he thinks about what to say next. His hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.

Chance: Oh yeah! I'm a friendly guy and all so i'm looking for someone to chill out with and skate with and to....well....uh....well....shit I totally spaced out. A Stable or a tag team.....A girlriend would be hot but hey for these chicks I can't afford their services. I do like Asians though.....Pammy give me a call......Anyway......Uh yeah....i'm off to get Munchies.

Chance gets on his skateboard and rides off. The Titantron comes to life and says "Take a Chance.....Chance Stevens."


Pamela Wright: Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a first round Qualifying Queen Of The Ring Tournament match..

"Numb" hits the speakers loud, and hard as Pamela emerges through the curtain, with her manager, and boyfriend, Adam Pyre.

Bleeding now I'm
Crying out I'm
Falling down and I'm
Feeling nothing like
Laughing now I'm
Stopping now I'm
Reaching out and I'm
Feeling nothing
Yeah, you have created a rift within me
Now there have been several complications
That have left me feeling nothing
I might say, you were wrong to take it from me
Left me feeling nothing

They stand at the topof the ramp hyping the fans in to a cheering frenzy. the walk halfway down the ramp, and Pamela looks around blowing a kiss to the fans. as she stretches her hand out, and blows the kiss, pyro shoots from all four posts of the ring. Adam smiles sadistically, as does Pamela. She and Adam continue walking down the ramp.

Pamela Wright: Making her way to the ring... Weighing in at One hundred and Eighteen pounds... hailing from Cincinnati, Ohioooo... PAMELAAAAA HURRRRRT. And being Accompanied by her manager, ADAMMMMM PYYYYYRREEEEEE!

Pamela and Adam slide in to the ring, and they jump to each luke warm turnbuckle, and taunt the fans further. Pamela jumps down and walks to the middle, meeting Adam there, as she wraps her left arm around his neck, kissing him passionately. The fans go wild, as she and Adam look out to the crowd.

Pamela Wright: And her opponent Sierra Douglas.

Lights dim and the ramp is lit purple as "Not Listening" By: Papa Roach hits the speakers. Sierra comes out from behind the curtains, pausing on the stage she salutes the fans by giving them "horns". Sierra walks down the ramp, jumping on the middle step & then onto the apron. She bends over entering the ring where she walks across, climbing the turnbuckle to salute again.

Jim Flowers: This is going to be a good match to see.

Tony Phoenix: I’m just glad to see that Pamela Hurt is back! She’s still looking as hot as she did before she left.

The bell rings starting the match, Sierra gets in the face of Pamela as both ladies have a stare down. Pamela pushes Sierra down onto her ass on the mat and she smirks. Sierra gets up and she gets right back in the face of Pamela before slapping her, Pamela turns around and nails her with a hard forearm knocking her down, she picks Sierra up by her hair and Irish whips her into the corner. Pamela runs at her nailing her with a closeline Sierra falls down in the corner in a sitting position, Pamela backs up a bit as she runs at Sierra and connects with a bronco buster. She gets off and then grabs Sierra by the leg and drags her into the middle of the ring where she puts her into the figure four leg lock, she then gets it locked in as the ref ask’s Sierra if she gives, Sierra shakes her head no.

Jim Flowers: Pamela Got the figure four leg lock locked in.

Sierra lays back with her shoulders touching the mat she then quickly gets up as she tries to turn Pamela over. Pamela fights it but Sierra then tries her hardest to turn Pamela over and she finally does, Pamela screams in pain as Sierra moves closer to the ropes, the ref ask’s Pamela if she gives up, she shakes her head no Sierra then grabs the middle rope adding more pressure onto the hold.

Tony Phoenix: Sierra is gonna cheat her way to victory.

The ref looks up to see Sierra holding the ropes, he tells her to let go of them as she continues to hold onto them, the ref then beings to count...One...Two...Three..Four...Sierra let’s go of the ropes as she releases the hold. She then beings to stomp away at Pamela Hurt. She picks her up by her hair and Irish whips her to the ring ropes, Pamela holds on to them, Sierra runs toward her and Pamela pulls down the top rope and Sierra goes flying over it landing onto the side of the ring. Pamela then climbs to the top rope as Sierra gets to her feet on the outside of the ring, Pamela comes flying off the top rope nailing Sierra with a Double axehandle.

Tony Phoenix: Woo Hoo Pamela is back in control. I missed watching her in the ring.

Jim Flowers: Well I will agree it is great to have her back, The women’s division is picking up.

Pamela beings to stomp away at Sierra as the ref beings his count...One...Two..Three...Pamela slaps Sierra across the face a few times and she then taunts the crowd as she gets a cocky smirk across her face, Sierra beings to slowly get to her feet as Pamela awaits, when Sierra is fully to her feet, Pamela grabs her and nails a Suplex....Four...Five...Six... Pamela quickly slides into the ring and rolls back out of it as she picks Sierra up and throws her into the ring. Pamela then slides into the ring as she quickly goes for the cover...One..Two..Sierra kicks out as Pamela gets to her feet and she walks over to the ring ropes climbing up onto the top rope.

Jim Flowers: Pamela’s got something going on in that head of hers.

Pamela leaps off the top rope looking for a Leg Drop but Sierra moves out of the way. Sierra slowly gets to her feet and she awaits for Pamela to do the same, Pamela gets to her feet and Sierra goes for a superkick but Pamela catches her foot, Sierra jumps to kick Pamela in the head but Pamela dunks and Sierra lands on her foot, Pamela let’s go of Sierra’s foot and then kicks her in the midsection. Pamela wraps her head around Sierra’s throat and picks her up nailing a chokesalm.

Jim Flowers: Pamela is dominating as ever.

Tony Phoenix: What a way to show the women roster she’s back.

Pamela get’s that cocky smirk on her face showing the people she wants to put more of a hurtin on on Sierra, she picks her up and Pamela Irish whips her opponent to the ropes, and delivers a gut kick as they come back. She pulls them in, resting their head between her legs. she raises her arm up, taunting the crowd, as she flips them to her shoulders. she throws them down for a powerbomb, and picks them up again, throwing them violently once more nailing The Hurtin’ , as she leans up in to a pin.... the ref gets down on the mat as he beings to count...One...Two...Three... The bell ring ending the match up...Pamela gets to her feet as she the ref raises her hand in victory.

Tony Phoenix: Pamela has done it!

Jim Flowers: Looks like she’ll be facing the winner of Brooklyn and Josie.

Pamela Wright: Ladies and gentleman you’re winner and moving on in the queen of the ring tournament Pamela Hurt.


Pamela Wright: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match will be a Triple Threat contest and it will be decided in one fall.

As the first pulses of Big Pun's "Still Not a Player" ring through the darkened arena, a blast of pyro lights up the place as the females in the crowd goes wild. The crowd waves signs saying things like "The Ladies' Man can be my man." Through the pyro appears the blond haired, blue eyed "Ladies' Man" Michael Morrison.

Pamela Wright: The first competitor for this match-up, from LA, the six foot, “Ladies Man”, Micheal Morrison!

As the music plays, he walks halfway to the ring, and then runs the rest of the way, jumps to the apron, and does a front flip over the top rope. As he lands on his feet, he sinks to his knees and basks in the admiration of the crowd. As the music dies out, he stands up, and pulls his hair out of the ponytail.

Jim Flowers: Well it seems Micheal is ready to make his mark in WaW with this match here.

Tony Phoenix: You know who I’m going for Jim.

Jim Flowers: And who is that?

Tony Phoenix: DROK, I’ve heard good things about this guy.

Just then, music slowly begins to play meaning the entrance of DROK. DROK emerges and holds his hands in the air to not such a great response from the crowd. Just then, Johnny Dangerous comes out from behind the curtain and attacks DROK. He nails DROK with a steel chair. He throws the chair aside and picks up DROK. He holds DROK with both his hands around his throat and holding him in the air. He walks to the edge of the stage and drops DROK off the stage with the End of Suffering finisher of his. DROK drops down on a pair of tables and seems to be out cold. The crowd is cheering like crazy as Johnny Dangerous pulls out a microphone.

Johnny: I just proved without a shadow of a doubt why they call me Johnny Fucking Dangerous. You never know when I might just pop up. Micheal, this isn’t about DROK, this is about you and I. This is about Johnny Fucking Dangerous and Micheal Morrison. So let’s act like DROK doesn’t exist and make this a one on one match. Let’s settle the score. You aren’t scarred to face me are you? After all I am the real Ladies' Man

Jim Flowers: Well so much for your pick Tony. It seems like Johnny wants Morrison one on one.

Tony Phoenix: I picked Morrison all along. He will accept this challenge and he will defeat Dangerous and Dangerous will just become a Warning. Haha.

Jim Flowers: You appear to be right Tony; Micheal seems to be waving Johnny on.

Johnny runs down the aisle and into the ring and immediately Micheal and Dangerous began brawling and throwing right hands. The Referee calls for the bell to signal the start of this all ready chaotic situation. Johnny gets the better of Micheal with a quick take down with right hands. Micheal though gets right back up swinging and Dangerous takes him down with a hard right hand to the jaw. Micheal lies on the mat holding his jaw looking up at Dangerous. Dangerous holds his hands up to the crowd like he just won a boxing match and the crowd loves it. Micheal gets up and smirks at Johnny. Micheal extends his hand to Dangerous to what appears to be a friendly gesture. Johnny slowly grabs it and then Micheal decks Dangerous right in the side of the head with a fierce right hand. Micheal laughs as Dangerous is now on the mat holding the side of his head and looking up at Micheal. Micheal holds his hands up to the crowd and they boo him for it.

Jim Flowers: Damn, never trust the opponent.

Tony Phoenix: Haha, looks like Dangerous learned the hard way.

Johnny and Micheal square up in the middle of the ring starring each other down now. Johnny is almost a foot taller than Micheal, but Micheal doesn’t seem to mind. Micheal slaps Johnny and Johnny misses with a wild clothesline. Micheal hits a drop kick to the knee of Johnny. Micheal runs off of the ropes and hits a flying back elbow on Dangerous knocking him down. Micheal hits a quick Standing Senton Backsplash and goes for the cover to only manage a two count. Micheal keeps to the ground attack now as he lifts up Dangerous’ leg and kicks the knee hard. Then he hits a drop kick on the knee and locks on a leg lock. Dangerous sits up and punches Micheal in the head a few times and shoves Micheal off. So hard in fact, that he rolls right out of the ring.

Jim Flowers: Well Morrison was working a smart game by working the knee.

Tony Phoenix: And Dangerous showed his strength by shoving him out of the ring.

Morrison climbs to the top turnbuckle now though and goes for a missile dropkick to the knee of Dangerous. Dangerous moves his leg and Morrison misses. Dangerous hits a big leg drop across the back of the head of Micheal. Dangerous picks up Micheal now over his head in a Gorilla Press Slam and easily tosses Micheal on to the top rope side first and Micheal bounces off the apron and falls to the outside. Dangerous rolls out of the ring as the crowd starts a “Here’s Johnny” chant. Johnny picks up Micheal and hits a very hard powerbomb on the outside. Micheal seems to be glazed over as Johnny rolls him into the ring.

Jim Flowers: That might be all Tony. Micheal has a glazed look in his eyes.

Tony Phoenix: Not to mention that powerbomb looked dangerous as could be, no pun intended.

Dangerous covers Morrison and instead of possibly allowing a three count, he lifts Morrison’s head up and says, “I’m not done.” The crowd goes crazy with cheer’s because they love it. Johnny picks Morrison up by the throat for a chokeslam. Morrison drops down though and hits a dropkick to the back of Johnny. Johnny bounces off of the ropes as Micheal climbs to the top turnbuckle. Micheal hits an amazing hurricane off the top rope and quickly gets back up still holding his head though. Johnny is slowly getting up to though. So Micheal hops back up to the top rope just as Johnny turns around. Micheal leaps off and grabs Johnny around the head and swings in mid-air hitting a neckbreaker. Micheal rolls over for the cover and amazingly Johnny kicks out.

Jim Flowers: Haha, I think he is regretting that decision Tony. He should have let the three count happen.

Tony Phoenix: No, Morrison is just smart and took advantage of the stupidity of Dangerous.

Jim Flowers: Whatever you say Tony.

Tony Phoenix: Always what I say.

Micheal runs at Johnny looking for a clothesline and instead gets caught around the throat. Johnny now though grabs Micheal and lifts him in the air and drops him over the top rope and quickly falls to his knees not watching if Micheal hit. Micheal however lands on his feet and rolls into the ring on the other side. He waits for Johnny to turn around and hits a massive superkick. Dangerous is down and out. Micheal goes for the cover and Dangerous gets the foot on the rope. Micheal can’t believe it and turns to the Referee to complain about it. The Referee and Micheal argue for a little bit. This time gives Dangerous enough time to get up to his feet. Micheal turns around and Dangerous hits a hard spinebuster and falls down to. Both men are down as the Referee begins a ten count.

Jim Flowers: Haha, who is showing signs of stupidity now?

Tony Phoenix: Who; the Referee?

Jim Flowers: You know who I am talking about.

Dangerous and Micheal both get up to their feet at the same time. They both begin to trade blows and Dangerous misses with a wild one and Micheal dropkicks Dangerous in the knee again. Micheal hits a flying clothesline followed by a quick swinging neckbreaker and Dangerous is down again. Micheal climbs to the top rope and raises his hands to the crowd. They boo in disapproval. Morrison is about to do his Swoon finisher to the prone Dangerous. Ah, Dangerous though, is playing possum and quickly gets up to his feet for his size. He jumps up to the second rope and knocks Morrison down with a straight right hand. Morrison lands on his crotch on the top rope. Dangerous moves up to the top rope now. He wraps both his hands around the throat of Morrison. He lifts Morrison in the air by the throat and turns around to face the inside of the ring. He jumps off and crashes Micheal to the ground in a move he calls: The End of Suffering. He slowly covers Micheal and the Referee counts the 1…2…3. This one is over.

Jim Flowers: Well I’ll be damned. Dangerous was playing possum while Micheal showboated and it cost Morrison.

Tony Phoenix: Did you not see Jim? Morrison had something in his eye and it distracted him and gave Dangerous enough time. Dangerous cheated.

Jim Flowers: Oh, you are bad Tony. Bad! Dangerous won fair and square.

Pamela Wright: The winner of this match: Johnny Dangerous!

The crowd begins the Johnny chants as Johnny raises his arms in the air. He slowly rolls out of the ring and up the ramp to the cheers. He stops at the top and looks out at the crowd and lavishes this moment for a bit. Then he turns and leaves behind the curtain as Micheal Morrison also makes his way up the ramp holding his throat in pain frustrated as can be.


We come back from a commerical break to see Daniel White standing in the ring with a lead pipe in his hand awaiting Synn for this match up. The ref is trying to talk him into dropping the pipe but he shakes his head no.

Jim: Well folks this is not a hardcore match, Daniel will be disqualifed if he uses that pipe.

Tony: You suck at commentating.

Pamela Wright: Ladies and Gentleman this following contest is for one fall in the ring, Daniel White and about to make his way down to the ring.. he is Synn!

The arena goes into a deep silence, as the lights fade and all we see is a few gray, dim lights flashing around the arena…

Take It All Away, Take It All Away Take It Out Of Sight You Wonder Why I’m Broken

…The crowd await a figure to emerge, but all they get is a improvement in gray and dark red lights flashing around…

Take It All Away, Take It All Away Take It Out Of Sight You Wonder Why I Have To Lie

As the music kicks in the crowd begin booing as a figure emerges from the curtain, doll in hand the person walks towards the ring, letting the fans do whatever they want, he ignores them and simply climbs in the ring. The lights come and it shows finally, it’s Synn, Synn places his doll in the corner then sits down, rocking carefully in the corner, looking quite frustrated and ready to hurt someone.

DING DING DING

Daniel still has the pipe in his hand as Synn sits back and waits for the ref to take it from him. Daniel threatens to hit the ref with it through his anger but the ref backs off and Daniel takes this opprtunity to run at Synn and attempt to clobber him in the face with the steel pipe but Synn gets a boot up and big boots the pipe into Daniel's face busting Daniel wide open. The referee dont disqualify him because it was Daniel's fault as the ref takes the lead pipe and lays it in the corner where it will not be used.

Tony: What the hell, Synn, should have been disqualified for using the lead pipe.

Jim: The pipe is steel and it was in the name of defense so its ok.

Synn stands tall over Daniel who is bleeding as Synn just waits for him to get up. Synn kicks him in the gut and then. Nails him with the Twisted Measures(Cradled Fisherman’s Powerbomb. Synn cradles his opponent and lifts them up onto his shoulder in a fisherman suplex position, Synn then pushes them forward, landing on his knees with a cradled Powerbomb.) Synn hooks the leg over Daniel as the referee drops down and counts 1......2......3!

DING DING DING

Pamela Wright: Here is your winner.. SYNN!

Synn now grabs the steel pipe. He looks down at the hurting Daniel White, he then takes the pipe and drives it into his chest. As Synn drives it into his chest once more a sick smile comes across his face. Synn finally rolls out the ring and heads to back knowing that he has Daniel coughing up blood from the steel pipe to the chest shots.


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