Jim Flowers: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to Wreckage live from Madison, Wisconsin. Im Jim Flowers and my broadcast colliege Tony Phenoix here alongside with me.
Tony Phenoix: Number 1..... its Tony "The Bird" Phenoix. Get it straight. But yes we have an awesome show planned for you and once again we are going to kick things off with the person who F-Ued our boss Shane Mcmahon last week. You have to beleive there will be hell to pay for John Cena.
Jim Flowers: But my question is why is Triple H on the Mcmahon Minute. I guess we will have to find out....
"Here Comes the Money" hits the pa system. Shane walks out onto the stage.
Tony Phenoix: I think you said the magic words Jim. Cause look who it is the greatest man alive in the wrestlting federation business. He is the man himself, Shane Mcmahon.
Shane begins to walk down the ramp and he walks around the ring and he is looking at the announcers table.
Jim Flowers: Well looks like he is heading towards us. Now maybe we can find out why he has Triple H in the McMahon Minute, but more improtantly why is he out here.
Shane gets up on the announcers table as boos fill the arena except for the first couple rows who are bowing to Shane Mcmahon and chanting "Shane is God" Shane bows and jumps off the table and sits down, he puts a pair of headsets on.... as the music stops. Matt "The High Flyer" Harrisons music blares across the P.A.
Tony Phenoix: Let me say its a honor to have you hear Shane.
Shane Mcmahon: Yeah its good to be here.
Jim Flowers: But what brings you out here for this match??
Matt Harrison walks down the ramp about half way where he is slapping some of the fans hands.
Shane Mcmahon: Quiet frankley its none of your business, Im the owner of this joint and Ill do whatever the hell I want. Just like I fired MICK FOLEY very recently. If I dont like something I change it. So you better shut your mouth. But I will answer your question. I am here to observe my enemy in action, and No Matt Harrison aint my enemy. Im talking about the bitch that F-Ued me in the center of that ring last week, Im talking about John Cena! And if he dont win the Gold Rush Tournament I will burn his title on the spot, right here tonight or at Unforgiven whenever he chooses to loose, but I gurantee it he will loose.
Matt Harrison is now in the ring as he awaits his oppoent. The music has stopped and everyone is waiting quietly for the arrival of their favorite. "My Time is Now" plays across the arena as the crowd errupts.
Jim Flowers: Folks we wish you could be here with us because this crowd is as loud as I have ever heard it. Its phenomal.
Shane Mcmahon: Its just a bunch of tasteless Wisconsinites cheering for a gangster who dont belong in the WAW.
Jim Flowers: Back to the point of Mick Foley for a second, I hear that he sold his owner ship of this business, so your lying. And I hear you only had enough money to buy 1% of his owner ship. So someone out there has 49% of this federation.
Tony Phenoix: Im going to stay out of this one.
Shane Mcmahon: Fine I admit it, Someone did buy the 49% and I have no clue who it is. I heard they are going to be here tonight. So Im just waiting and waiting. Maybe its my dad, they said this person is a former WWE guy so who knows who it will be.
John Cena is in the ring holding up his spinner plate belt. He walks to the side of the ring that is facing the announce table and he flashes the title in front of Shane's face. Shane stands up.
Shane Mcmahon: Come on just bring it.
Cena starts to get out of the ring but the bell rings and Cena shouts "Ill get you later" As soon as Cena turns around he charges Matt Harrison who jumps over Cena's head with legs wide open. He lands on his feet as John hits the turnbuckle. Matt Harrison rolls him up for a quick count 1.....2... Cena kicks out. Whoo that was a close one, John Cenas expression tells the whole story.
Tony Phenoix: Geeze, I thought that was going to be it, such a near fall.
Jim Flowers: Its going to take more than that to put this former WWE Champion away.
Shane Mcmahon: Jim I dont want to hear you say WWE one more time, its making me disgusted.
John Cena comes back with a huge clothesline causing Matt Harrison to flip a once. John Cena taunts the crowd for the 5 knuckle shuffle and he runs against the ropes and drops the fist into Matt Harrison's face. John Cena looking to end it early by pumping up his shoes. He then does the "You Cant See Me" wave and the crowd goes nuts. Harrison gets lifted up on Cena's shoulders, Cena goes to do the F-U and in mid-air Matt "The High Flyer" Harrison gets enough rotation to land on his feet, instead of his back.
Tony Phenoix: What athleticism by Matt Harrison to land on his feet like that!
Shane Mcmahon:Yep Matt Harrison is one of a kind thats why I hired that dude.
Harrison then quick does a leg sweep tripping John Cena. Harrison gets up and jumps on the back of Cena. Harrison runs against the ropes and does a dropkick to Cena's face while he is on the ground. Harrison is in total control of this match. Harrison picks up Cena and whips him into the turnbuckle. Harrison runs and does dropkick into John Cena into the turnbuckle. Cena falls down to the bottom rope. Harrison starts to stomp on Cena. Cena grabs Harrison's foot and dragon screws him to the center of the ring. Cena runs at Harrison and drills him with a clothesline. Harrison is down. Cena picks him up and goes for another F-U. But Harrison slides off his shoulders just in time. Cena whips him into the ropes and as Harrison comes back he hits him with the hip toss, that John Cena uses quite often. Cena picks him up and delivers a snap suplex to Harrison. Then he picks him up again and does another suplex. Cena picks him up for one last suplex and he hits him. He goes for the cover......1.......2..... Kickout that made Shane Mcmahon stand up over by the announce table
Jim Flowers: Getting a little worried there Shane?
Shane Mcmahon: Im not going to interfere I dont care who wins Im just hear to watch the match. It was an exciting part of the match what can I say.
Cena shakes his head. He picks Matt Harrison up and whips him into the ropes, but the velocity was so great Harrison flips over the top rope and lands on the floor in front of the announce table. Harrison gets up and is staggering by the apron as John Cena comes and hits him with a baseball slide. Cena goes to the outside of the ring and drops Harrison's head on the apron of the ring. Cena turns around and looks at Shane. He does the "You Cant See Me" taunt to Shane.
Shane Mcmahon: Oh I can see you John.
Cena takes the top of the announce table off and some monitors out. The ref is trying to stop Cena. Cnea signals for the F-U by pumping up his shoes. The crowd cheers as he puts Harrison on his shoulders.
Tony Phenoix: Uh Oh its time to run.
The announcers scatter. Shane when he was running he "accidently knocked over the ref." Cena is getting ready to deliver when Shane low blows him from behind. Cena drops Matt Harrison who collapses to the ground. Shane taunts for a bit.
Jim Flowres: What the hell was that? Observing my ass!
Tony Phenoix: Jim Whats what you say! You might get fired.
Shane Mcmahon grabs the spinner belt, and he is waiting for Cena to get up. Shane runs at Cena as he is getting up but Cena ducks it and puts Shane on his shoulders. The crowd is going crazy! The ref is down. Then all of a sudden from behind a kick to the balls by Triple H. Cena once again puts someone down. Shane is shouting for HHH to literally kill Cena.
Jim Flowers: I like Matt Harrison but I dont want the match to end like this!
Shane and Triple H roll John Cena up onto the announce table. Shane Mcmahon climbs the turnbuckle of the ring, as Triple H holds John Cena on the table. Triple H signals for the diving elbow, he leaps and he connects driving himself and his elbow into John Cena, going through the announce table. The crowd starts to chant
"Holy Shit"
Tony Phenoix: Holy Shit!
Jim Flowers: OMG!!! What a leap by Shane Mcmahon. The ref is down god damnit. Someone come and save John Cena anyone! Jesus its like a car wreck out here!
Shane Mcmahon lays down on the broken announce table as Triple H grabs John Cena rolls him in the ring. Matt Harrison is resting sitting in the corner of the ring. Triple H pedigrees John Cena in the dead center of the ring. He tells Matt Harrison to cover him. Matt drags Cena to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle and delivers a 450 Front Flip Splash on John Cena.
Tony Phenoix: Damn I think John Cena is dead! First a diving elbow through the announce table, then a pedigree, and now a 450 Splash.
Harrison is waiting for a ref as Triple H throws the orginal referee in the ring. The ref slowly crawls over to the pin 1...............2...........................3! He signals for the bell
DING DING DING
Jim Flowers: God Damnit not this way. God!
Tony Phenoix: That was an incredible match.
*The Mcmahon Minute happens early*
Shane Mcmahon is up now and he has a microphone which he throws in the ring. John Cenas spinner belt, some gasoline, some matches, and a pair of handcuffs. They all got thrown into the ring. Triple H grabs the handicuffs and he handicuffs John Cena to the ropes. Shane grabs the microphone.
Shane Mcmahon: Ladies and Gentleman Welcome to the Mcmahon Minute. Yeah I know it was suppose to happen later on tonight. But fuck that its happening now. My guest is Triple H and he is my hitman and he has done a good job too by taking John Cena out. Anything you have to say Triple H before we burn his title.
Triple H: Yeah, and its a pleasure to be with you Shane. You see John Cena you pissed me off by becoming a refree in my wifes match! You had no business in that womans title match. And you had no business F-Uing my brother in law, Shane! So now you pay the consequences.
Shane Mcmahon: Without further ado le t the show begin!
The hook used to hang titles on is lowered down to the ring from the roof and Shane straps the Spinner Plate Belt of John Cenas on the hook. Triple H is in the corner of the ring watching, Matt Harrison is walking up the ramp after a hellacious match. Shane Mcmahon poors gasoline all over the championship belt of John Cenas
Jim Flowers: Tony go up there and stop them please!
Tony Phenoix: No can do, John Cena doesnt deserve that title he aint even the damn champion so this is what he gets coming to him for bringing that title.
Shane Mcmahon lights a book of matches on fire and throws in on the championship belt as it shoots up in flames! Shane Mcmahon burts out with an evil laugh with Triple H. John Cena who is awake now, but handcuffed to the ropes is watching it with great anger on his face. He is trying to break loose. The title begins to raise up about 10 feet above the ring so everyone can see the burning title!
Jim Flowers: OMG the titles on fire!
Shane Mcmahon signals for Triple H to get something.
Shane Mcmahon: this is a lesson to everyone in the back that you dont cross the boss. And now to add the finishing touches, Triple H!
Shane points to Triple H who is on the outside of the ring, and he has a sledge hammer. He slides the hammer in the ring, along with his self. He picks the hammer up and walks to a handcuffed John Cena. The championship belt which is on fire falls to the ring because the strap got burnt all the way through it, all thats left is the plates which are nearly covered in blackness. Triple H keeps taunting John Cena. He picks the hammer up ready to swing at him...
Tony Phenoix: Ok they are going a little far now!
Jim Flowers: Somebody save John Cena!
"Glass Shatters" plays and Shane Mcmahon is stunned and so is Triple H as Stone Cold Steve Austin starts to walk down the ramp! Stone Cold runs and he slides into the ring as Triple H swings the sledge hammer at him but Austin ducks it, and gives Triple H the Stone Cold Stunner! Austin goes after ShaneMcmahon who slides to the outside of the ring and then he starts to run out through the crowd. He stands on a chair in the crowd watching. As John Cena breaks the handcuffs and falls to his championship belt. John Cena is pissed off, his face is red. He then turns a looks at Triple H laying in the ring after the stunner. He picks Triple H up and delivers and F-U to him!
Jim Flowers: YES YES YES!!! Finally some justice out here on the Mcmahon Minute! Stone Cold Steve Austin saves the day! And look at Shane that pussy running from them!
Stone Cold picks up a microphone...... The fans are going crazy!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: OH HELL YEAH! That Beer drinking Texas Rattlesnake is back. You see when Mick Foley sold his share of the company he sold it to me. Because I notice you run this company with no justice. But good old Stone Cold here is going to fix that, and Im going to start by giving John Cena his rematch, at Unforgiven. This is what its going to be... John Cena vs Triple H in a Number 1 Contendership Match. There will be no screwing in this federation no more as long as Stone Cold Steve Austin is around. Oh and just to make things fair in that match, I will be the special enforcer for that match!
Shane Mcmahon: Woah Woah Woah, If your a special enforcer, then Im going to be a special enforcer too!
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Dont you ever interupt me, you little melee mouth bastard! Thats fine you be an enforcer, I can keep you in line any day of the year. You sorry son of a bitch! And thats the bottom line CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
Tony Phenoix: Geeze Jim, this is going to be huge!
Jim Flowers: That it will be, Tony! I cant wait till Unforigven live in Hatley, Wisconsin
Triple H made his way out of the ring and he is now slowly going up the ramp as Stone Cold Steve Austin flips him and Shane Mcmahon the bird. Stone Colds music plays and he singals for some beer. He tosses some cans to Cena and some to himself. He opens them a smashes them together causing beer to fly all over the place. Stone Cold is swamping himself in beer! John Cena and Austin do a toast! Then WAW slowly fades.
*Matt Harrison vs John Cena*
Gold Rush Tournament Semi-Finals
Special Commentator: Shane McMahon