Sunday Night Showdown
Date: July 1st, 2007
Arena: Wachovia Spectrum in Philadelphia, Pennslyvania



The show opens up with a shot of Ted Williams and James Fairfield.

Ted Williams: Some people have been waiting for us to comment on Wreckage, well were not going to. We'll let their show do the talking.

James Fairfield: No, earlier on in the week rumors have been floating around that Johnny Dangerous has resigned with WAW.

Ted Williams: That isn't the bad part either.

James Fairfield: Rumor has it Jus Huntley has talked Johnny Dangerous into taking out his ex-friend as we will call it at this time, Natural ICE Beckman.

Ted Williams: I dont know what Jus had to say to Johnny but aparently Jus didnt take to kindly to the explosion of his limo.

James Fairfield: I wouldn't have either though.

Ted Williams: The question is right now, are our inside sources right on what is happening?

James Fairfield: I guess were going to have to wait and find out.

Suddenly the titontron comes to life. We see Johnny Dangerous driving a car, it is dark outside.

Ted Williams: Wait a minute whats this?

The camera zooms out slightly as it is in the back seat and we see Jus Huntley in the passenger side looking at his GPS.

Jus Huntley: WHERE IS FOAM LAKE, WISCONSIN?

Jus yells into his GPS.

The GPS: We're sorry, that is an invalid place.

Jus leans back in his chair and looks at Johnny.

Jus: Well are you sir this Foam Lake even exsists?

Johnny: Of course, I have been there as you know.

Jus: So we are going to just rely on your directional skills to take us there, a place you havent been in while you were sober. A place you haven't been in, in almost a year.

Johnny: Guess so.

Jus: Oh great, so we are lost.

Johnny: Don't think so.

Johnny slows the car down as we come across a big wooden sign with one light dangling from it, the sign reads.. Welcome to Foam Lake, Wisconsin. Jus sits up.

Jus: Well I'll be damned!

Johnny: Foam Lake Crashing time!

The scene fades to black, as we come back to Ted and James sitting at ringside.

Ted Williams: It appears as though the rumors are true.

James Fairfield: Well now we know Jus isn't in the building tonight.

Ted Williams: I guess we'll have more on that story as it develops.

Welcome Back!!
Ted Williams: James, its time for the party.

James Fairfield: Alright, a party!

Ted Williams: Thats right people, its time for Justina James Welcome Back Party!

James Fairfield: But the best part is the party is being thrown by Natural ICE Beckman!

Ted Williams: Oh, I would of thought you would of thought the best part is Justina gives you something to look at during the matches.

James Fairfield: That's true. Okay, the Second best part is ICE is throwing the party. Now lets start this fun!

"Feels Good Inc." by Gorillaz hits the PA system as the crowd gets to thier feet cheering as the question "Who's Drunk" runs out throw out the arena. After two blasts of pyros out comes walking the entire Drunk Money Crew: Natural ICE Beckman, John Beckman, PJ and Dee. ICE has both the US Title, which is around his waist, and the Attitude Title, which is drapped over his shoulder. ICE is dressed in jeans and his brand new "Fuck it, Get Drunk." T-shirt. John is dressed in navy blue suit without a tie and the first few buttons undone. PJ is dressed in jean shorts and a Bret Favre jersey. Dee is wearing a tight black shirt that has some dorky website on it and grey slacks. The crowd cheers for the ICE man and his crew as they walk down the ring to music. The climb into the ring, Dee helping PJ roll under the ropes, as ICE pulls out a mic and hands over his attitude title to his brother to hold as he begins to address the fans. The music comes to a stop and the fans begin to chant..."GET DRUNK, GET DRUNK, GET DRUNK!"...ICE just smiles and waits for them to calm down.

Ted Williams: The fans her in Philadelphia are sure digging ICE Beckman!!

James Fairfield: Must be a lot of drunks in this city.

ICE: Oh, don't worry, I am!!

The fans all cheer as ICE smiles enjoying the roddy fans.

ICE: Now, settle down, we have business to take care of here tonight. Speaking of business, Business has been good for me and I plan to keep it tonight by making sure Harrison gets no where near a win tonight! Thats right Harrison your worst nightmare is back and its colder than fucking ever!! Be ready for it....but enough with that dirty work, now to the fun things...I have come out here tonight with all my friends to welcome back on the greatest wrestlers in WaW History. No, not Johnnny Dangerous, that guy is PMSing too bad these days to enjoy himself at a party, no, I am talking about my best looking partner ever...just barely beating out Ed Slamin'...She is the Princess of Punk, My Punk Drunk Rebel Partner....she is Justina James!!!

"The Kill" By 30 Seconds to Mars kits the PA system as Justina walks out wearing a tank top with a skull on it and a pair of black cargo pants. She waves her hands to the fans as she makes her way to the ring, jumping up on the ring apron and then running up to the second rope and pointing out to the fans who cheer on Justina! She hops down as ICE and his buds are clapping for her. ICE holds the ropes open for Justina as John holds open the other side as Justina climbs into the ring as the music comes to and end and she looks around smiling at ICE and the crowd.

ICE: Now, Justina, I can see the fans love having you back. As do I, for now I have a real chance at getting those tag titles away from the CWL losers. So, I had to throw this party for you in honor of you coming back to us here in the WaW. I also wanted to say congrats on becoming the first ever Honorary Member of the Drunk Money Crew! So, Justina for all that and what is to come in our matches I want to give you this gift.....close your eyes.

Ted Williams: What does he have in store?

James Fairfield: I think he is gonna kiss her!

ICE then reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a beer and holds it right in front of Justina's face.

ICE: Alright, open your eyes.

Justina opens her eyes, sees the beer and smiles politely. She grabs it from ICE.

ICE: Isn't it great?

She grabs a mic of her own quickly from the ring announcer to explain back to ICE.

Justina: Yes, its fine. I was just maybe expecting a little bit more.

ICE: Like, a six pack?

Justina: Hah...you know what ICE, its cool, now lets toast to us winning that Tag Gold!

ICE: No, no, wait now, you are right. I should of done more than just a beer. I should of dropped balloons from the ceiling, had a marching band coe out her playing just for you and a group of strippers come into the ring to give you a private dance....But, I guess I didn't...Oh, wait....I DID!!!

Suddenly balloons of all colors begin to drop from the rafters with the words "Welcome Back JJ" written on them in black lettering. The from the entrance you can begin to hear a marching band playing as the begin to walking into the arena with a sign in front that reads "Welcome Back Justina". As the file into the arena the crowd is cheering on the community college band members when a group of 6 or so stripper looking chicks comes running between the band members all the way to the ring. They climb into the ring and begins to dance in a circle around Justina James. PJ tries to get near them, but Dee is able to keep him at bay enough. John just leans back in the corner as the band begins to take spots around the ringside area.

ICE: So, Justina, is this any better?

Justina; Now, this is a party!!

ICE: Oh, and this isn't it...I had to bring a few special guests too. I wanted to get some one from both your past and your present in the WaW. SO I got myself a couple of people together to come down here and toast your welcome back...Ladies and Gentleman...She was one of the Greatest Tag Team Champions Ever and He is the Current WaW Cruiserwieght Champion!! Thats right, I got Pamela Hurt and The Nightmare, Alex Andrews!!!

"Quietly" by Guano Apes hits the PA system and out comes Pamela Hurt in a hot, skin tight outfit which shows off her nice ass. Alex is wearing a black long sleeve shirt a pair of baggy jeans. He brushes the long hair from his face as he walks to the ring with Pam. The two make thei way into the ring as the music comes to an end. Pam grabs the mic away from ICE Beckman and begins to look him up and down.

Pam: I just want to say something to you ICE before anything else is said out here. Justina is my girl and if you ever let her down you will not only have her to deal with her, but me too. Got it? Now with that said, I think you should make her a good partner, now don't make me wrong. Now, lets toast to Justina, because she fucking deserves it!!

Nightmare than grabs the mic for himself.

Nightmare Alex Andrews: And lets my just say, Justina, Welcome Back and I am honored to come out here to toast you coming back, for you are just what his place needs!

Justina: Thanks guys.

ICE: Plus, Nightmare, after the fun we had together last week with Jus' limo I just knew you were a good time. Now that we all are here, everyone grabs a beer from that cooler I hide under the ring and lets toast to Justina...Welcome Back!

Ted Williams: Well, its offical folks, Justina is Back!

James Fairfield: She sure is and Hey, why didn't I get a beer?

They all raise thier beers in the air and clank them together when... The lights goes out as thunder and lighting blares through the speakers as "Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive plays.

Ted Williams: He never fails to crash something spectacular.

James Fairfield: Last week on Wreckage he said he was going to give her a welcome back Kiss. I'd say its time.

Then, smoke appears at the entranceway as "Ballistic" Bryan Deas comes through the smoke as he goes to the ring. Deas is wearing a black hat with a black trench out that the fans can see. He is also wearing black pants, black boots, and black fighting gloves. He wears a black shirt that says "BBD" on the front but people can't see what is on the back on it since he has his trench coat on. As the crowd is cheering for him, Deas does a slow walk to the ring with a focused look on his face. Then, as he enters the ring, he takes off his coat and hat as the fans takes a look at his shirt. On the back of the shirt, it says "The Legend has arrived." Justina looks at Bryan.

Justina: Who are you?

Bryan Deas' jaw drops.

Justina: Just kidding, I know who you are. Your the man who is going to give me a welcome back kiss huh?

Bryan Deas nods his head as he walks towards JJ. She sticks her hand out stopping him an arm's length away.

Justina James: Not going to happen.

Bryan Deas takes Ice's microphone.

Bryan Deas: Your just playing hard to get. You know you want to kiss me..

Justina James: No.. what I really want to do is kick you in the nuts.

The crowd "ooooooos" as Deas stands there shaking his head at JJ.

Bryan Deas: Fine, you can kick me in the nuts.. but.. only if I can kiss you while your in your bra and panties!

The crowd whistles now as JJ stands there looking somewhat offensed.

Justina James: Only if I can kick you in the nuts while your standing in bra and panties!

Bryan Deas: Hmm you know what.. I dont have bra and panties for your information.

Justina James: Well too bad then!

Bryan Deas: But I can get some...

The crowd laughs. Justina stops as she looks to Ice with an eyebrow corked.

Justina James: No, I'm not just going to give away kisses to people who I get to kick in the nuts.

The crowd awwws.

Justina James: They have to earn it.. by beating me in a match.

Bryan Deas: Next week!

Justina James: No. Extreme Innovation. Because your going to need the time to shop for your bra and panties.

Bryan Deas: What does me beating you have to deal with me wearing bra and panties?

Justina James: Because, me and you in a bra and panties, kiss em or kick em match!

Bryan Deas: WHAT??? I'm a guy incase you haven't noticed.

Ice taps JJ on the shoulder.

Ice: It's true JJ, he is a guy.. he happens to change in the guy's locker room. However he is not much of a guy.

Justina James: Yeah, I knew he was a guy. I'm just saying.. me and you bra and panties match. You want to kiss me while I'm in bra and panties and I want to kick you while your wearing some. So the loser will be the one who is stripped down to their bra and panties, while the winner either gets to kick them in the nuts.. or kiss them.

Bryan Deas rubs his chin slightly.

Bryan Deas: Your on.. only because I know I can win.

Justina James: It will be a pleasure humiliating you just like everyone else in WAW has.

Bryan Deas: No one humilates me.

Ice: What about the loser wears a dress match.

Bryan Deas: ...

Deas runs at Ice but Ice dodges and Deas flies into the welcome back cake of Justina James. Ice and JJ roll out of the ring while their music plays.

Ted Williams: Deas is eating Justina's cake!

James Fairfield: He ain't eating it, he got thrown into it.

Ted Williams: Deas humiliated tonight, and in two weeks.

James Fairfield: How great!

Eddy Edge
Vs
Alex Andrews©

Match Type: No Holds Barred Match
On the line: Cruiserweight Championship

Ted Williams: Well last week on Wreckage it was just that, Alec Flemming snapped shortly after his return match.

James Fairfield: During his return match.

Ted Williams: Yeah, we have news that Eddy Edge's condition is very critical after Flemming bashed the ends of those handcuffs into his forehead. Flesh was torn and gashes were up to 1/4 inch deep.

James Fairfield: Yeah Eddy Edge is not going to be able to compete here tonight..

Ted Williams: It is truly a shame.

The Lights go out in the arena. Then the Stage explodes in golden fireworks. The Ultimate steps put onto the ramp as the music begin to play. Behind him it begins to rain golden fire works from the top of the stage.

James Fairfield: No, dont tell me he is coming out here anyways.

Eddy Edge appears on the ramp with a bandage covering the upper half of his entire head. From his eyebrows up. He staggers down the ramp as he doesn't even bother to slap fans hands like he normally would. He rolls into the ring with microphone in hand.

Eddy Edge: I ain't losing by forfiet. Andrews get out here and lets have ourselfs a Cruiserweight Championship Match!

Ted Williams: No god, Eddy is nuts.

James Fairfield: He has a death wish. Andrews ain't really in the best mood either. Ever since CWL attacked him and Flemming at Full Throttle he has been on a rampage towards them.

The lights dim to a dark blue aura. Green lasers begin a show on the stage as the intro to "Quietly" by Guano Apes begins. The guitar strums as the lights start to flash on and off. Black flame towers rise simultaneously as the song gets more dramatic. The song then begins as Nightmare comes crawling onto the stage. He stands in the middle of the two flame towers nodding his head. He hops up and begins his walk down the ramp slapping hands on the way. He slides in the ring and runs to the opposite turnbuckle. He climbs on the second turnbuckle and points out to the crowd. He nods his head as he looks behind him before hopping down. The lights turn normal and his music fades.

Eddy Edge: Come on Andrews lets do this.

Andrews is talking to Eddy Edge about his condition. Maybe telling him it wouldn't be smart. Eddy Edge slaps Andrews in the face.

James Fairfield: Uh oh.

Andrews suddenly drops his Cruiserweight Title as he spears Eddy Edge and begins to pummel away at his head. Blood almost instantly begins to overtake the cloth wrapped around Eddy's head.

Ted Williams: Why couldn't Eddy just swallow his pride.

The referee is having a hard time calling this almost ready to stop the match but Eddy refuses to let the referee stop it. After Andrews gets done wailing away at Eddy he covers him hoping that will be just enough. 1.....2.... no Eddy gets a foot on the bottom rope.

James Fairfield: No Eddy, this is career suicide.

Ted Williams: I think his pride is more important.

Andrews rolls off of Eddy who is using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. He is dizzy legged as he staggers towards Andrews, he swings at him but misses a huge right hand. Andrews picks up his Cruiserweight Title and nails Eddy Edge in the side of the head with it. Blood goes flying as does Eddy Edge straight to the mat. Andrews covers him 1...2....3!

Buck Kennedy: Here is your winner and still Cruiserweight Champion... Alex Andrews

James Fairfield: That match should have never happened.

Ted Williams: I hope Eddy Edge is okay. But something tells me that we wont be seeing him for a couple weeks at least.

James Fairfield: No he looks like he is losing to much blood. We need help out here.

Ted Williams: Lets cut to a commerical break.

Deadpool
Vs
Mike Masters

Match Type: Standard Match
On the line: Nothing

“Now I lay thee down” by: Machine Head hits. Dead Pool makes his way out onto the stage. He raises his arms up, taunting the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp.

Buck Kennedy: The following match is set for one fall. Making his way to the ring first, from Staunton, VA, weighing in at 255 pounds, Dead Pool.

Dead Pool slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle, raising his arms up to the crowd. He jumps down as “Don‘t You Wish You Were Me?” by Chris Jericho starts playing in the arena.

Buck Kennedy: And the opponent from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 245 pounds, Mike Masters.

Masters comes out from behind the curtain. As the arena lights come back on, he slides into the ring, walking to the ropes and taunting for the crowd. Masters backs away from Dead Pool as the bell sounds. They circle each other as they lock up. Neither man can over power the other, so they break away. They look up again, Masters pulling Dead Pool into a headlock. Dead Pool tries to shove Masters off but he holds on, dropping down to the mat with a tighter hold. Dead Pool brings Masters back up to his feet, elbowing him in the side a couple times before finally push him off into the ropes. Masters hit’s a shoulder block on the return. He runs to the ropes again, looking for a standing cross body but Dead Pool ducks down, sending Masters through the ropes.

1.…..2.….3.…4.…5.…

Masters slides back into the ring and Dead Pool meets him with kicks to the back. Dead Pool drops an elbow on his back. Dead Pool grabs Masters by the hair, pressing his neck against the middle rope and barring his knee into his back. The ref starts a count but Dead Pool backs away at two. He grabs Masters and gives him a snap mare. He locks his fingers under Masters’s chin and wrenches back, pressing his knee into Masters’s back.

Ted Williams: Dead Pool with a chin lock on Masters. Masters’s in a bad way in the middle of the ring.

Masters grabs Dead Pool by the back of his head and yanks back. Dead Pool pulls back but Masters yanks back. Dead Pool releases his hold, getting up and kicking Masters in the back. He covers Masters.

1.…2...

Masters gets his shoulder off the mat. Dead Pool levels Masters with forearms to the face. He gets up to his feet, grabbing Masters by the hair and shoving him against the rope. He irish whips Masters, catching him with a sleeper hold, jumping on Masters’s back for body scissors. Masters struggles but starts slowly dropping down to his knees. Masters continues to fight as Dead Pool tightens his hold.

Ted Williams: Dead Pool is trying desperately to make Masters submit.

Masters starts getting his strength up. He gets back to his bases, trying desperately to flip Dead Pool off of him. Masters runs backwards into a turnbuckle, smashing Dead Pool against it. Masters starts to walk away but Dead Pool grabs him by the hair and pulls him back. Masters kicks back, catching Dead Pool in the stomach. He hooks his head and runs, nailing a running bulldog. Masters gets up, taunting Dead Pool. He drops him down with a clothesline. Dead Pool is knocked down with another clothesline. As Dead Pool approaches Masters again, he’s caught with a dropkick to the outside.

1.…2.…3...

Masters slides out of the ring, causing the count to start over. He grabs Dead Pool and throws his head against the announcers table. He throws his head against the table again. Grabbing Dead Pool and throwing him into the steel stairs. Masters slides into the ring to break the count and slides back out. He grabs Dead Pool by the hair and throws it against the barricade. He grabs Dead Pool, picking him up and placing him on the barricade. Masters climbs the apron and jumps off, dropping a leg drop on Dead Pool’s back.

Ted Williams: These two need to get back in the ring before they get counted out.

Masters grabs Dead Pool rolling him into the ring. He covers Dead Pool.

1...2...

Dead Pool gets his shoulder up. Masters walks to the turnbuckle, climbing up and waiting for Dead Pool. He jumps off, knocking him in the head with an elbow. Masters picks Dead Pool up against, dropping him with a snap suplex. Masters floats over into a cover but Dead Pool kicks out. Masters grabs Dead Pool by the hair and throws him into the turnbuckle. Masters rushes at him but Dead Pool moves out of the way, sending Masters crashing chest first into the top turnbuckle. Dead Pool grabs Masters as he staggers backwards out of the corner. Deadpool kicks him in the stomach and hits him with the Deep Impact. Dead Pool pulls Masters away from the corner and pins him.

1...2...3

The bell sounds as “Now I lay thee down” by: Machine Head echoes the arena. Dead Pool gets up to his feet as the ref raises his hand in victory.

Buck Kennedy: Here is your winner by pinfall, Dead Pool.

Foam Lake Crashers(part 2)
We catch up with Johnny Dangerous and Jus Huntley now. The car has been parked outside of the little bar in Foam Lake that we saw earlier in the week during Ice's promos. The scene cuts inside as we see Johnny Dangerous and Jus Huntley at the table enjoying a drink. People are keeping their distance from them at the moment a little werey as to why they have come to this small time town. Johnny bangs his hands on the table.

Johnny Dangerous: Service?!?

The bartender walks up to them who was also seemingly keeping his distance til now.

Jus Huntley: Wait wait..

Jus puts his hand to his head and closes his eyes.

Jus Huntley: You wouldn't happen to be Jake would you?

Jake: I reckon so.

Johnny Dangerous: K, Jus knows names. That's great, now can I get a Coors Light?

Jake now looks to Jus waiting for him to tell him what he wants.

Jus: Ahh what the hell, give me a Coors Light too.

Johnny looks to Jus with a corked eyebrow as Jake The Bartender walks off to get the beers.

Jus: What?

Johnny shakes his head as the bartender comes back with the beers.

Jake: If you dont mind me asking, what brings you two big stars our here?

Johnny: Well for one we would like to see your wife.

Jake: For what reason?

Jus: Classified.

Jake: Alright I'll see If I can fetch her.

Jake walks off as Jus and Johnny both take drinks of their beer. Johnny continues chugging his as Jus stops, he notices Johnny still chugging as Jus tries to keep up by still chugging his beer. Jus is watching Johnny out of the side of his eyes waiting for him to stop. Jus is spilling beer all over his face as it streams down his chin as Johnny slams his beer on the counter. Johnny looks to Jus who is struggling to chug his beer. Jus finally manages to after getting big amounts on his WAW t-shirt. Jus sets his beer on the counter and burps. Johnny once again stares at Jus with a corked eyebrow.

Johnny: ...

Jus: What?

Jake comes back with his wife, Mrs. Jake.

Jake: Here she is.

Mrs. Jake: What can I help you boys with?

Jus: So it comes to my understanding that you have a little beef with the Drunk Money Crew.

Mrs. Jake eyes start to narrow.

Johnny: Ahh so they are coming back to you now?

Mrs. Jake: That devil women, Justina James she calls herself.. planted one on my husband! I dont like them.

Jus: Well how would you like to know where they live?

Mrs. Jake: It would be most delightful.

Jus grabs a nearby napkin as he pulls a pen out of his pocket and begins to write it down.

Jus: Just dont stop by tonight, give him a few days to come back from his wrestling show.

Mrs. Jake holds the napkin with a sick smile on her face.

Johnny: Alright lets go.

Jus: Out!

Johnny and Jus get up from the bar as they walk out the door, the rest of the bar slowly moves back to what they were doing. The scene fades to black.

Balthar
Vs
Derrick Simon

Match Type: Standard Match
On the line: Nothing

Ted Williams: Next up two promising young rookies looking to show their stuff.

James Fairfield: We already seen Balthar's stuff last week in his amazing match.

Ted Williams: Yes an upset victory over Apocalypse formerly known as Typhoon Vance.

Buck Kennedy: This match is for one fall.

The lights dim and then Underoath blast throughout the areana and the crowd all looks unhappy as Derrick Simon appears from the curtains. Then he looks around the arena in amazment and then rubs his hands together in a jesture for ''Ready For Action''. Then he continues his walk down the ramp and teasing the crowd as he gives them finger signs that make the crowd very unhappy.

Buck Kennedy: He is Derrick Simon.

Then he stops glares at the ring before jumping up it then rolls himelf inside the ring then he stops in the middle of the ring and looks up at the roof of the areana, and put to hands in the air then dropping them as fireworks come out of the turnbuckles. Then the light go back to normal and the music fades.

Buck Kennedy: And his opponent...

Alive and Kicking by Non Point begins to play.

Ted Williams: Here he comes..

The music continues to play as we wait.

James Fairfield: Annnnny minute now.

Suddenly Balthar is thrown out onto the stage landing on his back and ass. Apocalyspe walks out slowly behind him.

Ted Williams: Wait a minute, its APOCALYPSE!!!

James Fairfield: I bet he is pissed about losing last week.

Balthar is getting up to his knees, blood is trickling down his face probably from something backstage. Justice Blackstone and Matthew Calloway, Balthar's Managers, are out on the ramp. The crowd is chanting Justice. Justice tries to creep up behind Apocalypse as he locks him in a sleeper hold.

Ted Williams: How long has it been since WAW has seen Justice Blackstone on TV?

Apocalypse backs up with Justice on his back and rams him right into a steel bar on the ramp. Justice falls of. Apocalypse picks him up and spine busters him straight onto the steel staging. Matthew Calloway runs at Apocalypse and gets kneed in the stomach. Apocalypse hoists him up and slams him down onto the steel staging bouncing his face off of it with a dominator.

James Fairfield: Apocalypse just destroyed Justice Blackstone and Matthew Calloway.

Ted Williams: And Balthar looks to be next.

Just as Apocalypse is about to put his hands on Balthar, Derrick Simon out of nowhere starts beating Apoc.

James Fairfield: I think Derrick wants his debut match, not Balthar getting his ass kicked.

Apocalypse is being punched backwards and he is almost falling through the screen by the entrances. Derrick Simon runs and tries to clothesline him but Apocalypse reverses it into a belly to belly overhead throw right through the screen!

Ted Williams: Apocalypse just threw Derrick Simon right through the screen!

Balthar is now getting up by the side of the ramp as Apoc runs and nails him with a Yakuza Kick. Balthar flies straight off the ramp and goes 15 feet to the floor landing on his shoulder. Balthar lays there in a heap as Apocalypse stands there huffing and puffing. He picks a microphone up that was laying on the ramp.

James Fairfield: Balthar has to have a broken collar bone or something after that.

Balthar lays on the ground holding his shoulders. Apoc raises the mic to his mouth.

Apocalypse: Now that THAT is out of the way. Tonight I face World Champion Kid-X in a non-title match.

The crowd erupts with cheers.

Apocalypse: Yeah cheer, next week is still unknown for me. But what I do know is that in two weeks at our next pay per view, Extreme Innovation, I'm going to take Kid-X's new little schoolboy, Mike Masters, to town. They stuck their nose where it didn't belong and now I'm going to tear his nose to pieces. In the match I made famous, A RAZOR WIRED STEEL CAGE MATCH!

Apocalypse drops his microphone as the crowd stands in silence.

James Fairfield: A Razor Wired Steel Cage match, only happen once in WAW history.. and that man destroyed Caleb Chance in it.

Ted Williams: I think the same fate awaits Mike Masters in two weeks.

Jakob Rivers
Vs
Natas

Match Type: Standard Match
On the line: Nothing

As 'Man Without Eyes' by The Sammus Theory starts up on the PA the fans begin to boo loudly as they know it's the arrival of Jakob Rivers. Green lights dazzle the fans as Rivers comes out . He yells at the fans to stop booing and begins to make his way down the entrance ramp at a very low speed. He takes his time to taunt the fans and gets in a yelling contest with one of them at least. As his feet come off of the ramp and onto the ground the booing becomes louder. He walks up the steps snobbishly and goes under the top rope and over the second rope into the ring. More green fireworks shoot out from behind the ring as he makes his way to the second rope to taunt the fans even more. Jakob climbs down off of the ropes and stretches against the ring ropes, preparing for the match at hand. He does some quick arm stretches and gets ready to face the opponent.

The guitar and drum beats of 'Home' by 3 Days Grace hits over the PA System as the crowd erupts.*

"I cant escape this hell So many times ive tried but im still caged inside Somebody get me through this Nightmare I cant control myself!"

*Natas steps through the curtains wearing his new attire. Long black Tripp pants, a black tanktop, and a sleevless trench coat. He runs and slides in the ring, and lays there a second, before getting up. He gets up on the turnbuckle and looks out towards the crowd. Red and purple lights flash all throughout the arena.

"Somebody help me through this nightmare I cant control myself somebody wake from this nightmare I cant escape this hell."

This anmial, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal.

"So what if you can see The darkest side of me no one will ever change this animal I have become help me beleive, its not the real me somebody help me tame this animal I have become! THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME!"

*The music fades as so does the lights. Natas gets off the turnbuckle and hops down to the ring. He waits in the turnbuckle.

The bell rings and both guys circle each other waiting for each other to make a move. Natas charges Jakob and boots him right in the face knocking him down. Natas starts to stomp him over and over until Jakob rolls out of the ring to catch a breather but natas is not to far behind. He clubs him on the back and then takes his head and slams it on the steel steeps.

Ted Williams: Those steps dont feel the best believe you me.

Natas rolls him back in the ring. Jackob gets to his feet quick and bounces off the ropes and drop kicks Natas who is trying to get back in the ring. Jackob grabs Natas by the hair and drags him into the middle of the ring where he mounts him and starts punching Natas over and over until natas blocks one punch and shoves him off. Natas jumps to his feet and runs towards Jackob looking for a clothesline. Jackob reverse it into a drop toe hold. He then grabs Natas legs and locks on a boston crab. Natas screams in agony as he trys to claw himself to the rope but Jackob drags him back to the center of the ring.

James Fairfield: Natas may tap out here!

Ted Williams: He is close.. he is in pain I can see it.

Natas screams in pain. But then out of no where Natas musters up all his strength and uses he legs to hurl jackob off and face first into the turnbuckle. Natas gets to his feet and throws a few punches that land on Jackob. He then lifts him up and sits him on the turnbuckle Jackob fights back and kicks Natas in the face sending him to the mat. Jackob stands up on the top rope and jumps off but Natas puts his foot up and it connects with the jaw of Jackob all most knocking him out cold.

James Fairfield: Thats gotta be it.

Ted Williams: Jakob Rivers must be out.

Natas scrambles to him for the cover. 1—2— but he just kicks out.

James Fairfield: I cant believe he kicked out.

Ted Williams: I dont think Natas can either.

Natas now pissed gets up and picks jackob up as well. He sets him up for a power bomb but Jackob punches Natas in the face and natas falls backwards with Jackob sitting on his chest for the pin. 1—2— But natas hurls him off and gets to his feet. Jackob runs at him and connects with a spear sending Natas down hard. Jackob realizes this is the perfect time to go for the Saint Petersburg Special. Natas slowly rises to his feet and turns. Jackob connects with a brutal superkick whixh all most knocks Natas head off. Jackob crawls over to natas for the pin. 1-2—but once again he kicks out. Jackob looks pissed after that.

Ted Williams: Jakob is feeling the emotion of this match. He is so fustrated that Natas wont stay down for the three.

He heads to the turnbuckle and begins to rip the pads off exposing the steel.

James Fairfield: That desperation is starting to show, Ted.

But Natas runs and drops kicks Jackob belly first into the now exposed turnbuckle.

Ted Williams: It backfired on Jackob and he ate the steel turnbuckle.

Jackob screams in pain as Natas rolls him up into a school boy pin. 1-2- kick out. Natas now pissed that he cant pin him gets to the top rope. Every one wonders what he is doing since this is unlike him. He looks down at jackob and does a flying head but connecting right on Jackob. Natas stands up and using his thumb tounts by cutting his throat.

James Fairfield: Wait a minute, what is Natas doing!

Ted Williams: I think he is paying omaga to the recently deceased, Chris Benoit.

He then locks on the crippler cross face. Jackob screams in pain. He trys to inch towards the ropes but when he gets close Natas rolls him over and away from it. Jackob looks like he is about to pass out as the ref checks his arm. He lifts it once and it falls to the mat. He does it again and it again fall to the mat. One more time but jackob stops his arm from hitting the mat and looks like he is trying to stay conscious but then suddenly his hand just goes limp and drops for a third time. The ref signals for the bell. Natas still has the crippler cross face locked on. The ref trys t o pry his arms off but he has it locked in good. Suddenly three more refs rush to the ring and try to pry his arms off. Finally Natas lets go. He gets up and stares down at Jackobs limp body.

Ted: We need some help down here Jackob was just Crippler Crossfaced Out..

Natas looks up and points to the sky as 'Man Without Eyes' by The Sammus Theory starts to play.

James Fairfield: I think he dedicated that match to Chris Benoit.

Ted Williams: Wait a minute, that fan is jumping in the ring again!

James Fairfield: Dont know if he is a fan or a stalker.

The man that has jumped into the ring is carrying a steel chair as he slams Natas in the back from behind. Natas falls forwards into the ropes now as he turns around and catches another hard steel chair shot to the forhead. Natas flips over the top rope and to the floor. The man follows him to the outside of the ring where he pulls a dog collar out of his pocket and fastens it around Natas neck.

Ted Williams: This man just fastened a dog collar around Natas neck!

James Fairfield: What the hell is he thinking.

The fastens the otherside of the dog collar around the steel ring post. The man grabs the chain and pulls on it dragging Natas forward smacking him head first into the steel ring post. Natas staggers backwards as the man pulls on the chain again ripping Natas face first into the steel ring post once more. Natas falls down with blood coming from his nose and mouth. Natas has a dazed look in his eyes as the man pulls off his mask.

Ted Williams: Wait a minute... thats Deadpool!

James Fairfield: Ha, he was telling the truth earlier in the week when he said it was him and not Nate Boggs.

Ted Williams: I think Natas will believe him now.

James Fairfield: Natas is going to be pissed when he watches the replay of tonight!

Deadpool unfastens the dog collar from Natas and the ring post as he walks off with it to Jakob Rivers who is lying on the stretcher. He fastens one of the dog collars around a leg of the stretcher and begins to pull Jakob Rivers. He pulls him all the way up the ramp and then runs and slingshots Jakob Rivers off the ramp as he is strapped in on the stretcher.

Ted Williams: Deadpool just shot Jakob Rivers who was strapped to the strecher off the ramp with the Dog Chain!

James Fairfield: My god, Jakob Rivers is in critical condition now.

Jakob Rivers face is kissing the concrete as blood is rushing from all over his face. Deadpool looks on as the fans are booing and he waves to them seeminly acting as he just saved them.

Ted Williams: Deadpool talks about saving WAW.. well why dont he save WAW from himself right now!

James Fairfield: This is disturbing. Two careers could be over at this very moment.

Adam Cage
Vs
Ryan Hardy

Match Type: Ladder Match
On the line: No.1 Contendership for the World Title

Buck Kennedy: The following contest is the World Title Shot Ladder Match. The winner will get their World Title shot at Extreme Innovation in two weeks!

Kryptonite hits the P.A. as the screen goes dark and smoke rises as Adam Cage slowly makes his way to ringside.

Buck Kennedy: Introducing first, now in the ring.. from St. Pete, Flordia... ADAM CAGE!

Ted Williams: Its the future vs the past.

James Fairfield: Thats true, Adam Cage has improved greatly as of late.

Ted Williams: Adam Cage vs Ryan Hardy.

"Riot" by Three Days Grace blasts all over the arena and the place dims as green strobe lights go all over the arena and the fans erupt and when ryan hardy comes out glowing in the dark the fans get even louder and chant hardy.

Buck Kennedy: And his opponent, from Westbrook, Maine, he is a WAW Hall of Famer, RYAN HARDY!

Ryan Hardy starts taunting and when he is done fireworks shoot out towards the fans Ryan Hardy starts walking down the ramp slapping some fans hands heading down to the stairs.Ryan Hardy then slides into the ring and does the hardyz taunt as cameras flash everywhere in the ring area and Ryan Hardy jumps down and waits for his opponent by running into the ropes.

James Fairfield: This may be the defining moment in either of these superstars career.

Ted Williams: Even for the veteran Hardy.

Both men stand with the restored contract dangling in between them. The referee signals for it to be raised and it is. The referee calls for the bell when its at about the right height.

DING DING DING!

Ryan Hardy stands back in his corner calling out Adam Cage who being the lesser experienced makes the first move. He heads towards Hardy but Hardy catches him with a dropkick to the knee taking the big man down to one knee. Ryan Hardy runs off the ropes as he comes off the other side with a modified snapmare taking Adam Cage straight out of the ring. Adam Cage gets up on the outside slamming his hands on the apron in anger that he was out smarted by Hardy. He walks back and grabs the ladder as the fans cheer.

Ted Williams: Adam Cage bringing the ladder into play out of anger.

James Fairfield: Well my guess is he plans to use it as a weapon as thats what I would do If I got angry in a ladder match.

Adam Cage puts the ladder over his head so he can throw it in the ring. He doesn't quite make it to the ring before Ryan Hardy runs and does a flip over the top rope crashing down onto the ladder that was on top of Adam Cage's head. Both men crash on the outside as the fans start to go nuts.

Ted Williams: Thats the Ryan Hardy we know and love.

James Fairfield: He would love to add World Champion to his long list of achievments that is for sure.

Ted Williams: He certainly would. It's the one thing he couldn't quite get done in this business.

Ryan Hardy gets up as the crowd is clapping for him. He rolls onto the ring apron now where he sits for a moment trying to recatch his breath. Adam Cage is getting up using the secruity railing. He has had a lot taken out of him from getting the ladder smashed on his head. Adam Cage picks up the ladder again putting it in front of him as he heads towards the ring. Ryan Hardy gets up on the apron as he runs across it looking for a cross body attack looking to nail the ladder back into Adam. However as Ryan is in mid-air this time Adam Cage has it well scouted as he whips the ladder straight forward into Hardy in mid-air. The collision is sick as Hardy falls to the mat in pain. Adam Cage throws the ladder in the ring.

James Fairfield: Well no one can say that Adam Cage isn't a quick learner.

Ted Williams: Hardy may be out, I think he lost a tooth.

Hardy is trying to sit up on the outside seemingly trying to use an invisible rope to pull himself up. Adam Cage stomps Hardy in the face real quick before sliding back into the ring. Adam Cage climbs to his feet using the ladder as some aid. He now opens up the ladder and sets it right underneath the contract on the clipboard hanging above the ring. He makes sure its sturdy before starting to climb the ladder. Ryan Hardy however emerges onto the top turnbuckle as Adam Cage slowly climbs the ladder. He looks down for Ryan but realizes he isn't there anymore. Cage 3/4 up the ladder begins to look around for Hardy. Just as he spots him on the turnbuckle its to late as Hardy is alreay in mid-flight. He flies and nails Adam Cage straight in the mid-section with a huge dropkick. Adam Cage flies off the ladder and lands on his back with the ladder falling down besides him as well.

James Fairfield: Ryan doing a great job of making sure that this match is decided in his favor.

Ted Williams: That he is.

Hardy grabs the ladder now as he leans it up in the corner. He grabs Adam Cage and tries to whip him into the ladder, however Adam reverses it sending Ryan Hardy towards the ladder, Adam follows him possibly looking for a clothesline when Ryan hits the ladder. Ryan quickly rolls out of the ring however and Adam Cage hits nothing but the ladder smacking his face into it. Adam Cage staggers backwards pulling the ladder up with him. Ryan climbs to the top rope and jumps dropkicking the ladder into Adam Cage. The ladder falls down on top of Adam Cage pinning him down there as he is breathless. Ryan rolls to the outside of the ring as he grabs a steel chair and rolls back into the ring with it. With Adam underneath the ladder Ryan Hardy swings away and constantly begins to bash the chair into the ladder over and over and over again. Adam struggles under the ladder as Ryan places the steel chair on top of the ladder on top of Adam Cage. Ryan Hardy climbs up to the top rope quickly as he taunts out to the crowd who are chanting his name. Ryan jumps off the top rope with a swantom bomb squashing Adam Cage inbetween the mat, the ladder, and a steel chair.

James Fairfield: I call that the Swantom Pancake!

Ted Williams: Ryan Hardy needs to capitilize here.

James Fairfield: I think Ryan hurt himself too much on that jump though, Ted.

Ted Williams: Yeah he is holding his lower back where he hit the ladder. Hardy has got to be hurting.

Adam Cage breathes heavy underneath the ladder and chair. Ryan Hardy rolls around holding his back eventually using the ropes to pull himself up. He staggers over towards Adam and the ladder pulling the ladder off of Adam and setting it up so that the bottom rung is over Adam Cage's neck.

James Fairfield: Smart of Ryan to pin Adam Cage underneath the ladder while he climbs.

Ryan Hardy climbs the side of the ladder that he has Adam Cage pinned under putting a lot of weight on Adam. Adam is now struggling with the bottom rung of the ladder choking him. Ryan Hardy is climbing up the ladder, Adam Cage is struggling trying to push the ladder over. Ryan Hardy reaches the top of the ladder with the contract in his hand..

Ted Williams: Ryan Hardy is going to win this, James!

James Fairfield: Yeah.. wait no!

Adam Cage finally gets an adrenaline rush as he pushes the ladder up causing Ryan Hardy to flip over head first and land with the ladder falling on top of him. Adam Cage gets up slowly grasping his throat. He pulls his head up as his eyes are wide. He hollers grabbing the ladder and then ramming it straight into Ryan Hardy's stomach. Ryan Hardy gets up holding his stomach. He leans on the middle rope. Adam Cage runs and big boots Ryan Hardy in the side of his head kicking him right through the ropes. Adam Cage sets the ladder up straight under the contract but he sees Ryan Hardy on the apron. Adam Cage runs and shoulder thrusts Ryan knocking him off the apron. Adam Cage rolls out of the ring where Ryan Hardy is doubled over. Adam Cage grabs Ryan Hardy around the throat and starts to choke him while talking shit.

Ted Williams: Adam Cage just told Hardy that he'll choke him out as well.

Adam Cage meanwhile choking him with one hand hoists him up and slams him straight on the announce table!

James Fairfield: The table didn't break and Ryan is laying here motionless on our table!

Adam Cage rolls back into the ring and quickly climbs the ladder almost with a second wind. He grabs the contract and holds it up above his head!

DING DING DING

Buck Kennedy: Your winnner and number one contennder! ADAM CAGE!

Ted Williams: A former United States Champion will have his chance to hold the United States Title now!

James Fairfield: I'm amazed, Ted!

Ted Williams: Me too.. and Hardy is not moving at all on our table!

James Fairfield: Adam Cage vs Kid-X.. sounds good to me.

Ted Williams: Certainly WAW is evolving and who would expect to see that as Extreme Innovation's main event.

Adam Cage climbs down from the ladder as he holds up the contract as the scene fades to a commerical.

Foam Lake Crashers(part 3)
We open up back inside the car with Johnny and Jus. They are driving down the main street of Foam Lake after leaving the bar. Johnny is once more driving as he slows down.

Jus: What you slowing down for?

Johnny: Well.. see that old man out there?

Jus: Hey ain't that Fish hook Charlie?

Johnny: I believe so.

Johnny puts the car in park as they get out of the car and head towards Fish hook who is standing on the corner.

Jus: Working the corner?

Fish hook: Hey.. Hey.. you got 60 bucks? If not get out of here.

Johnny: Listen up Rusty Hook..

Fish hook: Its Fish hook.

Johnny: Whatever.

Jus: So you the big pimp who is married to Dee's Mom?

Fish hook: I reckon so.

Johnny: I'm getting pretty damn sick of you people saying you reckon so.

Jus: Ya.. me too!

Fish hook: 60 bucks..

Johnny: I dont want sex.

Jus: Me neither.

Johnny: Just give Ice a message for us.

Fish hook: Why what would that be?

Suddenly Johnny Dangerous big boots Fish Hook Charlie knocking him down to the side of the road.

Jus: What was the point of sending Ice that message when we are about to visit his house?

Johnny: Not sure, I just felt like kicking this old man in the face.

Jus: Back to the car?

Johnny: Yep.

The scene fades out once more.

Bryan Deas
Vs
Travis Rush

Match Type: Standard Match
On the line: Nothing

WAW comes back from a commercial break as the imfamous Travis Rush is already in the ring, waiting for his opponent.

The lights goes out as thunder and lighting blares through the speakers as "Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive plays. Then, smoke appears at the entranceway as "Ballistic" Bryan Deas comes through the smoke as he goes to the ring. Deas is wearing a black hat with a black trench out that the fans can see. He is also wearing black pants, black boots, and black fighting gloves. He wears a black shirt that says "BBD" on the front but people can't see what is on the back on it since he has his trench coat on.

Buck: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, coming in at 6'4, 280 pounds from Hollywood California.....'Ballistic' Bryan Deas!

As the crowd is cheering for him, Deas does a slow walk to the ring with a focused look on his face. Then, as he enters the ring, he takes off his coat and hat as the fans takes a look at his shirt. On the back of the shirt, it says "The Legend has arrived."

DING DING DING

They start off in a grapple as Deas quickly gets a knee to the midsection and plants Rush with a DDT. Deas drives some forearms into the back of the head of Rush. Deas gets off him and stares out into the crowd for a second. He goes back over to Rush who catches him with an inside cradle but only gets a 1 count. Deas stomps on Rush, driving his head right into the mat with every stomp of his boot. Deas gets Rush back to his feet as Rush drives a couple elbows into the face of Deas, but Deas just smacks him across the face and says the words 'dont enter my yard'. Deas gives Rush a big boot to the midsection, and then puts his head between his legs, and drives him up and down with a vicious powerbomb. Deas pins Rush with his foot.

ONE

TWO

TH..KICKOUT!

Ted: Complete Dominance by Deas here tonight.

James: It seems like no matter how times Travis comes back, he never seems to ever want to stay.

Deas just smiles and grabs Rush by the neck and lifts him back to his feet. He irish whips him into the ropes and then ducks. Rish kicks Deas in the face but Deas just stares him down and then grabs him by the throat and starts choking the life out of him, the referee forces him to break the illegal choke hold, so Deas lifts him up and slams him down with a thundering chokeslam. Deas stomps on the chest of Rush and then backs off into the corner, but then slides out of the ring. Deas grabs a chair. He slides back in, but the referee stops him, and takes the chair out of his hands and as the ref is distracted, Rush comes up behind Deas and gives him a lowblow as Deas drops to his knee's. Rush goes into the ropes and comes back but Deas rises up really quickly with a Big Boot to the face, almost knocking his head off.

Ted: What a vicious boot.

James: Seems like Deas is proving the name to be Ballistic.

Deas signals for the end, and then stalks Rush. Rush is slowly making his way up with help from the ropes, he turns around as Deas grabs him and turns him upside down with his head now between his legs, Deas drops to his knee's as he lands The Last Chance! Deas crosses his arms and then pins him.

ONE

TWO

THREE

DING DING DING!!

(((Burn in my Light))) continues playing over the PA system as Deas's arm is raised.

Buck: Here is your winner by pinfall.....'Ballistic' Bryan Deas!

Deas rolls out of the ring, and heads backstage with his music still playing as WAW goes to a commercial break.

Apocalypse
Vs
Kid-X w/Mike Masters

Match Type: Standard Match
On the line: Nothing

DING DING DING!

The lights in the arena go down. A loud blaring siren fills the arena only to be drowned out by (((No More Sorrow))) by Linkin Park. A red glow comes over the stage that pulses with the beat of the music. Apocalypse makes his way onto the stage as raises his hands, initiating a huge red "A" pyro display behind him. He turns and looks behind him as "The General" Frank Hoyt walks out, Maduro cigar in his mouth with a huge smile on his face.

Buck Kennedy: The following match up is sceduled for one fall and is a non title match! Making his way to the ring first, coming in at 6'6, 325 pounds from Mobile, Alabamba.....Apocolypse!

The two slowly make their way to the ring as Hoyt claps his hands and screams praises of Apocolypse to the fans and the camera.

(((X is going to bring it to you))) blast over the PA System. The fans start cheering for Kid-X. Then Kid-X steps out from behind the curtain with Mike Masters and the fans get louder. Kid-X has on a Dallas Cowboy Jersey and some brown camo paints. Kid-X has a cross around his neck. The cross is silver with white diamonds in it.

Buck: And his opponent, making his way to the ring, coming in at 6'2, 235 pounds from Edmond Oklahoma....He is your WAW World Heavyweight Champion!!!!......Kid....X!!!!!

Kid-X then walks down the ramp and slides in the ring. Kid-X walks over to the turnbuckle and steps up to the second rope. Kid-X thorough both hands up in the air in a X.( The way road dogg did it when he was in D-X.) Then X drops off the turnbuckle and takes off his jersey and the girl whistle at his perfect chiseled chest. He unstraps his World Title and hands it to the ref, who hands it to the outside announcer.

DING DING DING

They lock up in a grapple, with Apoc obviously getting the upper advantage. he backs X into the corner, and gives a clean break. X takes a shot at Apoc a few times, making him stumble. Apoc just spears X back in the corner and starts ramming his shoulders into X. Apoc takes a few steps back, and then charges at X who jumps over Apoc and lands behind him. When Apoc turns around, X kicks him in the midsection and then plants him with a perfect DDT. X is first to his feet and starts ramming his elbows into the back of Apoc's head. He then goes into the ropes and comes off but Apoc rises up and wraps his arms around X, and then gives him a belly to belly supplex as X crashes to the mat and then rolls out of the ring.

Ted: It looks like the champion is getting beat up pretty badly tonight.

James: Dont worry about it, X will come back and bring it to Apoc.

X stares Apoc down in the ring, and then rolls back inside. They go back into a grapple as Apoc tosses X halfway across the ring. X is right back up as he charges at Apoc again who just tosses him across the ring and into the turnbuckle. Vance charges at him but gets caught with a superkick right to the jaw of Apoc. X falls on Apoc.

ONE

T..KICKOUT!

James: There we go X, get him!

Ted: I dont think that pin was intentional.

X is getting back to his feet, as well as Apoc. X still close to the turnbuckle, climbs up. When Apoc rises, he jumps off but Apoc catches him in mid air, and then throws him on his shoulder, runs halfway across ring and finally brings him down with a earthshattering powerslam! Apoc hooks the leg and pins.

ONE

TWO

THR..KICKOUT!

Ted: That was a close one for the champ.

James: Come on World Champ, bring it to him.

Apoc brings X back to his feet, and tosses him into the ropes and then ducks down. X catches this and comes off with a swinging neckbreaker on his way back. Both men are now down as the referee begins the count.

ONE......TWO.....THREE.....FOUR......Apoc is getting back up and walking over towards the champ. He kneels down to mount X but X starts kicking at the head of Apoc and sends him falling on his back. X is back up now as Vance slowly gets to his feet. X goes into the ropes and comes off with a clothsline which Apoc ducks, X off the other side and jumps but Apoc catches him and slams him with a Spinebuster! Apoc mounts X and starts dashing out on the champion. Apoc rolls off X and looks down at the fallen champion, signaling that his time to be champion is soon coming. Apoc grabs X and lifts him to the ground and then up on one shoulder. He goes to run but X slides off behind him and dropkicks him face first into the turnbuckle as Apoc bounces back while X grabs his head and sits down, bringing Apoc with him. X hooks the leg.

ONE

TWO

THR..KICKOUT!

Ted: Very nice counter by X there.

James: He is getting more agressive by the second, I can see it.

X quickly back to his feet and goes over to the turnbuckle and starts to climb, but thinks twice. He kicks Apoc in the head a few times, and then goes into the ropes. Apoc once again quickly up and grabs X in a t-bone supplex position, but X elbows the side of his head of Apoc and then goes for a clothsline in which Apoc ducks and then locks in a full nelson on X. He picks him up and slams him to the mat as X's head bounces off the canvas. Apoc goes for the pin.

ONE

TWO

THRE...X gets his foot on the rope right at the last second.

Ted: Good instincts by X.

James: What a loss this would be for the champion here tonight.

Apoc signals that he wants this match to end. He stalks X and waits for him to get up, waiting in the turnbuckle. X is pulling himself up with the ropes, and Apoc charges at him. X jumps over him as Apoc hits his head on the steel ring post. He comes back and turns around as X lifts Apoc on his shoulders, and then spins him around going for the X Shot. Apoc lands on his feet behind X, and quickly lifts him in a torture rack position, he then spins him forward and delivers a sitdown powerbomb, perfectly nailing End of Days! He rolls over into the cover!

ONE

TWO

THREE!

(((No more Sorrow))) continues playing over the PA system as Apoc's hand is raised.

James: NO! X! Why?

Ted: Shut up James, a loss is a loss. You cant win them all.

James: But X defeated Poison, he is a great champion.

Ted: Not great enough to defeat Apoc formly known as Typhoon Vance.

Buck Kennedy: Here is your winner by pinfall....Apocolypse!

Apocolypse rolls out of the ring, and looks out into the crowd, gesturing his hands as a title was around his waist. Frank Hoyt follows Apocolypse and praises him on his victory. WAW cuts to a commercial break with our Main Event up next.

Natural ICE Beckman©
Vs
Matt Harrison

Match Type: Attitude Match
On the line: Attitude and United States Championships

Buck Kennedy: The following match is a Attitude Match for the Attitude and United States Championships!

Matt Harrison is already standing in the ring with his music finishing up playing.

Buck Kennedy: In the ring already from Boston, Mass... MATT HARRISON!

Ted Williams: Harrison would love to add a second U.S. and Attitude Title to his records tonight.

James Fairfield: Harrison has held every title that he is physicaly able to hold, the man has done it all.

Ted Williams: I sometimes wonder what keeps him going in this business.

The arena is quiet with the lights all on when over the PA system you hear a man ask, "Are you Drunk yet?" as the crowd responds with a cheer "Feels Good Inc." by The Gorillaz hits the speakers. The lights begin to flash blue and white as two cannon shot of fake snow shoot out from the entrence area.

Buck Kennedy: And his opponent he is the Champions in this match, NATURAL ICE BECKMAN!

Ice suddenly emerges from the crowd as he slides in a steel chair. Harrison scouts this as he quickly picks up the steel chair. The referee calls for the bell.

Ted Williams: Ice has come from the crowd with a steel chair.

James Fairfield: Harrison has the chair now though, Ted.

Harrison swings the chair which Ice ducks just at the last moment. Ice pops up behind Harrison who turns around with the steel chair up and ready to swing. Ice punches the chair back into Harrison's face as Harrison falls through the middle ropes hitting the arena floor hard. Ice shoots his hands up as the fans cheer.

Ted Williams: I think that was Ice's plan.

James Fairfield: Harrison got caught off guard and that may have thrown his whole game plan off for this match.

Harrison stands up on the outside as he leans on the secruity railing rubbing his face. Harrison walks back towards the ring but doesn't quite make it to the ring as Ice launches himself in a vaulting body press crushing down on top of Harrison. The crowd cheers loving the side of Ice they have rarely seen.

Ted Williams: Not sure if Harrison likes that 250 pounds of beer belly crashing down on top of him.

James Fairfield: Im not sure he has much of a choice Ted.

Ted Williams: None the less, Ice is fired up here tonight!

Ice picks up Harrison as he whips him hard into the secruity railing pushing it back into the fans knees. Ice runs as he clotheslines Harrison over the secruity railing and into the crowd. The front row scatters as chairs are pushed away. Ice hops over the barricade as well picking up the chairs in the crowd one by one and smashing them over Harrison's back. Harrison is trying to escape through the crowd but Ice just keeps tossing chairs at him. Eventually Harrison makes it through a big mob of people. Ice follows him closely. Harrison suddenly pops up as he was hiding behind a mob, he goes for a clothesline but Ice counters it and puts him straight into The Cocktailed Crossface.

James Fairfield: Ice caught Harrison with the Crippler Crossface. Harrison may tap right here.

Ted Williams: He might have no choice to James. The ring ropes are over the secruity railing.

James Fairfield: Ring ropes? This match is no holds barred, their are no dqs Ice could hold this in as long as he wants.

Ted Williams: Harrison either needs to find a way out of this hold or hope Ice will release it.

The referee is down in Harrison's face asking him if he wants to quit. Harrison being the fighting man he is, is refusing. He just will not tap out. Ice continues to crank back on the pressure. Ice yells at some fans..

Ice: Give me a beer!

As Ice yells that to the fans some middle aged man dumps a beer on his face. Ice suddenly cranks back with all the might in his drunken arms. Harrison is squealing like a pig and finally has no choice but to tap out on the arena floor. The referee calls for the bell.

DING DING DING

The referee pries Ice off of Harrison as he raises up Ice's hands in the audience. The crowd is going nuts throwing beer everywhere in the celebration of Ice's title retain.

Buck Kennedy; Your winner... NATURAL ICE BECKMAN!

Ted Williams: Not much of a match.

James Fairfield: Ice was on his game today and that had bad news written all over for Harrison.

Suddenly the titontron comes to life.

Foam Lake Crashers(part 4)
The scene opens up outside, crickets are chripping and there is a house in the distance with some lights on. Mean while we see Johnny Dangerous and Jus Huntley dressed up looking like robbers, with black stocking caps on along with black clothes. They hide behind a bush over looking the house.

Jus: Does this place look farmilar Ice?

Johnny: I'd hope so, this is your house!

Jus: And in two minutes this is going to be your house with two people inflitrating it.

Johnny: One minute.

Jus and Johnny take off with the camera following them as they run up towards the house. There is a porch in the back of the house as Jus sends a hook and a line up hooking it on the porch. It starts to pull himself up.

Jus: Its nice and secure.

Jus continues to pull himself up to the top of the deck as he crawls over with someone's feet by his body. Jus looks up to see Johnny standing there.

Jus: How..

Johnny: There was stairs.

Jus: Oh.

Jus gets up as they look in through the back patio. Johnny just walks up and kicks the fucking glass to pieces as it shatters everywhere.

Jus: Dude now they'll call the cops.

Johnny: Dude, Ice brings his goons to Showdown so don't worry.

Jus: Oh okay.

Jus and Johnny walk in through the broken back patio the first thing they see is a bottle of wine. Jus takes a drink of it and then throws it on the floor.

Johnny: What was that for? You almost smashed it on my foot.

Jus: Meh, it must have been John's cheap imitation of rich person's whine.

Johnny: Oh in that case.

Johnny turns as does the camera revealing a case of wine with wine bottles from the floor to the ceiling pretty much. Johnny tips it over smashing all the bottles and creating a cheap wine puddle.

Jus: Nice.

Jus takes off towards the living room stepping over some figures when suddenly "Luke.. I am your father.".

Jus: Johnny no time for Star Wars talk.

Johnny: No. You stepped on Darth Vader. He's pissed now.

Jus: Oh shit.

Jus picks up Darth Vader whos head is cracked from Jus stepping on him.

Johnny: Man Dee is going to hate you... but he is going to want to kill me.

Johnny suddenly starts stomping on the pile of Star Wars Action Figures. Cracking them, smushing them, ripping their arms off. Jus throws Darth Vader on the floor knocking his head clear off. Jus acts like a field goal kicked and kicks a shit load of the toys into the kitchen next to John's broken wine.

Jus: Well so far we pissed John off and Dee wants to kill us. What about that other one.. PJ..

Johnny: Meh.. nothing we could do to him that god didn't already do to him. I mean look at the man.

Jus: Okay.. hey Ice.. let me ask you a question.

Jus turns towards the camera, holding a can of spraypaint.

Jus: How many W's in the word douchebag?

Jus and Johnny share a laugh before each of them holds a can of spray paint out and begin spraying painting "ICE is A Douchebag" on his wall. Johnny spraypaints.. "ICE FUCKS 96% OF FOAM LAKE, the other 4% were to hot." Jus nods his head.

Johnny: To the beer truck.

Jus drops the can of spray paint following Johnny out the front door as we walk down the driveway. We stop and look at Justina's present to the Drunk Money Crew.. The Beer Truck. Jus and Johnny stop and cross their arms looking at it.

Jus: What a sight...

Johnny: Not much of one yet.

Jus clicks a big red button on a remote control as a beeping noise is heard and the beer truck explodes. Beer flies everywhere as the truck does a flip in the air and lands on its roof.

Jus: How about now?

Johnny: Oh its a hell of a sight.

Jus: You know what would look even better than this beer truck burning?

Johnny: Me with the Attitude Title at Extreme Innovation?

Jus: Yeah, and Ice being blown up.

Johnny: Oh you wouldn't be foreshadowing to a possible match would you?

Jus: Oh I think I just was. You remember those Japaense Matches? Barbwire Ropes, Exploding Boards on the outside of the ring... well what a fitting match for such a.. well.. EXPLOSIOVE relationship.

Jus smirks into the camera as Johnny and him walk away from the fire as police sirens are heard in the distance. The scene fades with a shot of the flaming beer truck.


WAW