The scene opens up with the copyrighting video for WAW playing switching to the live arena where fireworks are blowing off to the song "Going through hell" by Rodney Atkins. The camera pans throughout the crowd now getting all the crazy fans and their signs like.. "Ice is melting","Sarah and Brooklyn are lesbians", and "The person next to me is a fuckhead". The Cameras cut backstage. Typhoon Vance is with his cell phone to his ear.

Vance: Yeah, man. It's gonna be great. Yeah, thats right, just like the old days. When are you gonna be here? Sweet. Have you talked to the other two? No? Alright, I'll work on it. I think with the right persuasion they will be here. Yeah...that persuasion. Alright man, see you soon.

Vance closes the phone and stares at it as a smile comes over his face. He turns and walks off screen as the camera shoots back to ringside.

Jim: Wonder what that was about.

Tony: Dont you listen? Its going to be like the old days.. duh thats what it was about.. the old days.

Jim: So Swisha is coming back?

Tony: Lets hope not.

Jim: Why I liked Swisha.

Tony: I prefer people more along the lines of Jules Coleman or Tumultus.

Jim: Thats because they were mentally retarded.. kind of like you.

Tony: Hey Tummy was a former world champ.

Jim: And what did Jules do?

Tony: Jules.. he invented the Coleman's Van Match which was a hit back in January when him and Sting went crashing through his roof.

Jim: Ok your right that was pretty sweet.

Tony: Dont say sweet you old goon.

Jim: Anyways folks enough talking lets get back to action.

Tony: Jules Coleman.. if you can hear me.. get your ass back here.

Jim: SWITCH SCENES PLEASE!!

The crowd has become anxious, as our first match here at midsummer madness is steadily approaching. But out the the PA System a familiar sound is heard as LAX by Xzibit plays on. The arena fills with boos as Johnny Dangerous walks out with an unknown man at his side. Johnny is wearing street clothes, which consist of a shirt that says "Genocide This" and a pair of khaki shorts and a pair of sandals. He stops at the top of the netrance ramp as his music stops and he raises the microphone that he brought out to his mouth.

Johnny-Ladies and Gentlemen, boy's and girls, let your boos be heard round the world. As I am sure you have already heard what has happened the last couple days here in the WaW. A Co-Ownership has been made and you are now looking at the new co-owner of the WaW, Johnny Dangerous. Now, I am not going to stand here and tell you how I plan to change this place for the better, because I frankly don't give a damn about anyone of you. But, what I am out here to do is introduce you to one of the newest members of the WaW family, and that WaW announce team. The man to my left has been announcing matches for over seven years now and has followed myself through various federations. His name is Greg Niles. He will be calling the match along with Jim and Tony for this first match, and if we like what goes on, he might just replace one of the incompetent pricks.

*Johnny looks at Niles.*

Johnny-Go ahead, walk that aisle, and take your seat my friend.

*Niles does exactly what Johnny says and begins walking towards the annoucne table. Johnny turns and heads out of the arena. Niles takes his seat as the three began conversing.*

Jim Flowers-How ya doing Greg, I'm Jim Flowers.

Greg Niles-I don't give a damn who you are, where's the beer?

Tony Phoenix-We don't drink beer on the job.

Greg Niles-You don't drink beer on the job, but I certainly do. Now go fetch me a beer bitch.

Tony-I think he's talking to you Jim.

Greg Niles-Actually, I was talking to you.

Tony-Who do you think you are?

Greg Niles-Oh, I don't know, just the guy that has both your jobs in his hands.

Tony-That's good enough for me. Be back in a bit.

*Tony takes his headset off and heads out of the arena.*

Niles-Bout time that som bitch went to get me a beer, I'm thirsty.

Jim-I can't believe you were hired.

Niles-You will get used to it.

Jim-Somehow I doubt that.

Niles-Yeah sure, so what's coming up first?

Jim: We have a Draft Lottery Six Man tag match with the winning team fighting next week in a triple threat match for a United States title shot. Sadie Samson is trying to get a word with one of the participants backstage...

Niles-Oh, she was fun last night.

(Sadie is shown standing outside of a locker room door...)

Sadie Samson: Two weeks ago on Wreckage, 'The Franchise' Lance Minion made his WAW debut and nearly pulled out a victory. Despite a week of bickering towards the WAW officials, this week he will team with Typhoon Vance and Mastery Fly against Chance Stevens, Michael Morrison and Jason Carter. I'm going to try to get a word with Mr. Minion...

(Sadie knocks on the door...)

Sadie: Mr. Minion, are you in there?

(Sadie peeks in the door...)

Sadie: Oh my God! I'm so sorry...

(She pulls her head out and starts to walk off. Steam follows out of the door and Lance Minion walks out in his ring tights... while wearing a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses)

Lance Minion: Hello Miss Samson...

(The crowd boos heavily as Minion is shown on the megatron)

Sadie: Um... Lance... Hi. I wanted to ask you a few questions...

Minion: Sadie, I saw your eyes...

Sadie: You did?

Minion: Oh yeah -- yeah... and let me tell you, anytime you want to play with the People's Salami....

(Minion catches Sadie staring at his package. He takes his hand and lifts her face up.)

Minion: So you wanted to ask me a few questions? Let me guess what you were going to ask...

(Lance looks at her and talks in a feminine voice)

Minion: Oh Mr. Minion, you've got a tough match coming up, how are you going to do? Also Mr. Minion, if you win the match, what are your next plans? And one more thing Mr. Minion, what's your favorite kind of cake?

(The crowd laughs as Minion looks in the camera and raises his right eyebrow, then tilts his head back to Sadie talking in his regular voice)

Minion: Well Sadie, I can answer those three questions just like this. Tonight, the MCI Center is lucky that this son of a beast is gracing their presence. I've won more championships than the Washington Redskins, paid less taxes than a crooked congressman and eaten more p***y than former President Bill Clinton! And to answer your last question, I know that I could have that people's poundcake anytime I wanted!

(Mixed reaction from the crowd... some boo, while the ladies cheer. Sadie blushes.)

Minion: On a serious note, I've got to take on three no-name chumps Chance Stevens, Micheal Morrison, and Jason Carter. Three men that have never been in the ring with Lance Minion. Three men that will be lucky to be alive after I get done with them. I mean, why do I have partners? It's obvious that I could whip these three by myself... I mean look at me. I am a Wrestling God!

(Crowd chants MINION SUCKS!)

Minion: Instead, I have to team up with a pair of losers in Typhoon Vance and Mastery Fly. Vance has been walking around talking trash about me, calling me a no-name rookie. Well Typhoon Vance, go back in that locker room and ask Johnny Dangerous what kind of rookie Lance Minion is.... Son, I was beating ass and taking names while your teenage ass were busy masterbating to pictures of that sumbitch Lance Bass of NSTINK!

(Crowd boos)

Minion: Mastery Fly, you'll be lucky if I even let you enter the ring. You know Sadie, I don't think I want that M&M ass to enter the ring tonight... He hasn't shown his face in public ... instead talking trash about me behind a damn computer screen... I'll fix that shit.

(The camera follows Lance as he sneaks around the backstage area. He walks by and smacks one of Jus Hunley's interns on the ass, and winks at her. He keeps walking and stops by the hospitality table, grabs a cookie and starts eating it. Then he stops and turns towards the camera...)

(Mastery Fly is stretching with his back turned to Minion. Lance ducks down and picks up a broomstick. Fly walks towards the entrance tunnel and Minion jumps out from behind him and breaks the broomstick over his back.)

Jim: Oh My God, what is Minion doing?

Niles-Who cares what the Rock looking ass klown is doing.

(Minion grabs Fly by the head and tosses him over a cart onto some metal pipes and pieces of the stage. Minion grabs him by the hair and hoists him up in the air, smacking him hard upon the concrete with a jacknife powerbomb. The crowd boos heavily)

Jim: It's the Fade To Black!

Niles-More like, fade to sleep. I've seen better moves on a billy goat.

(Minion grabs a house mic from the back)

Minion: Mastery Fly, you just got Franchised! Hit my fucking music!

Strobe lights kick across the arena as six spotlights scan through the crowd moving in multi-directions as the guitar slowly builds the first verse of the song... all while dry ice smoke crawls out of the entrance tunnel and down the ramp. As soon as the second guitar intro kicks in the camera creeps up from behind Minion as he walks out onto the ramp and eight streams of sparklers drop from the ceiling above him. Cameras flash all over the arena as he lifts his head in the air... The lyrics start and Minion removes his sunglasses and tosses them into the crowd as he walks towards the ring. He turns and mouths off to a few fans before climbing into the ring... he stands in the middle of the ring and raises both hands to an eruption from pyro when the heavy guitar kicks in following the first verse..

Pamela Wright-Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Miami, Florida, he stands Six foot five and weighs two hundred and sixty pounds Lance Minion!

Jim-There's the man that we just saw take out Mastery Fly.

Niles-Doesn't sounds like it was too hard of a job.

*Tony comes back with a beer.*

Tony-Here ya go Greg.

Niles-Thanks, just call me Niles. You are on my good side now.

Tony-What did I miss?

Jim-Well....

Niles-Ah, nothing, just one lose taking out another one.

Tony-Who took out who?

Jim-Lan...

Niles-That guy in the ring took out some Master Fry guy. It's a shame, I like Aqua Teen Hunger force too.

Tony-Lance minion took out Mastery Fly, his own teamate?

Niles-That was his own teammate? I like this guy now. What's his name?

Tony-Lance Minion.

Jim-Guys, can we get back to the match now.

Niles-Lighten up Jimmy boy, have some fun, we got a whole night full of matches.

The lights in the arena go down. A loud blaring siren fills the arena only to be drowned out by "Fury of the Storm" by Slipknot. A red glow comes over the stage that pulses with the beat of the music. Typhoon Vance makes his way onto the stage as raises his hands, initiating a huge red "V" pyro display behind him. He turns and looks behind him as "The General" Frank Hoyt walks out, Maduro cigar in his mouth with a huge smile on his face. The two slowly make their way to the ring as Hoyt claps his hands and screams praises of Typhoon Vance to the fans and the camera.

Pamela Wright-Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Mobile, Alabama, standing six foot six, weighing three hundred and twenty five pounds.... Typhoon Vance.

Jim-Here comes one of Lance's teamates, I'm not sure if Mastery Fly is going to be able to make it down to the ring after what Lance did to him.

Niles-Who cares? One less idiot to watch in the ring.

Jim-I don't see how you keep a job.

Niles-I'm just good like that, now can it.

As the first pulses of Big Pun's "Still Not a Player" ring through the darkened arena, a blast of pyro lights up the place as the females in the crowd goes wild. The crowd waves signs saying things like "The Ladies' Man can be my man." Through the pyro appears the blond haired, blue eyed "Ladies' Man" Michael Morrison. As the music plays, he walks halfway to the ring, then runs the rest of the way, jumps to the apron, and does a front flip over the top rope. As he lands on his feet, he sinks to his knees and basks in the admiration of the crowd. As the music dies out, he stands up, and pulls his hair out of the ponytail.

Pamela Wright-Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Los Angeles, California, standing six foot, weighing two hundred and thirty five pounds, Michael Morrison.

Niles-Is this guy gay?

Jim-No, he is a well admired ladies man.

Niles-No seriously, is he gay?

Jim and Tony-NO!

Niles-Fooled me, great cover Mr. Morrison. Ok, how many more guys we got coming out here?

Tony-Should be two more.

Jim-Yes, Chance Stevens and Jason Carter.

Niles-Let's get em down here, I'm getting bored.

Lithium by Nirvana hits the speakers much to the delight of the fans. Chance walks out wearing a "Give it a Chance." T-shirt and torn baggy, knee length jean shorts. Chance motions to the crowd he needs a join before sliding into the ring.

Pamela Wright-Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Cameron, North Carolina, standing six foot three, and weighing two hundred and forty seven pounds, Chance Stevens.

Niles-Ah, this is my kinda guy. Relaxed, doesn't care what he looks like. Seems kinda out of this world type.

Tony-He is that type of guy.

Jim-That's four out of the six superstars, I wonder where Jason is.

Niles-Just ring the bell and start the match, he'll catch up.

*With that said the bell rings and the match is underway.*

Tony-Here, we go. Lance Minion starting it out with Michael Morrison. the two men walk up and get into each others faces. Trash talking commences as Lance reaches up and slaps Michael across the face. Michael staggers back and then retaliates with a superkick right to the face of Minion sending him to the ground.

Jim-The match could already be over, I can't believe it.

Niles-I bet you Morrison wishes he has LANCE in his PANTS.

Jim-He is not GAY!

Niles-Getting alittle heated about it aren't ya?

Tony-Morrison covers lance.

1..

2..

Jim-Typhoon Vance comes in and makes the save. Still haven't seen or heard anything about Jason.

Niles-I told you, don't worry about him. He is in good hands.

Jim-What do you mean good hands?

Niles-What did I say? Don't worry about it!!!

Tony-Morrison now has Lance up and irish whips him into the ropes comes back and nails him with a flying back elbow.

Jim-Lance just stumbles back as Morrison charges him, Lance ducks and sends Morrison up and over the ropes to the outside with a big back body drop. Lance, staggers a bit before running towards Chance Stevens and knocking him off the apron.

Niles-That was uncalled for. Chance did nothing to him.

Jim-It's called strategy.

Niles-I don't care what it's called, it shouldn't have happened to Chance.

Tony-Lance is now running towards the ropes, jumps over them and flies right into Morrison who is on the outside of the ring. Both me hit the ground hard and are both lying there is pain. The ref begins to count.

1...

2...

3...

Jim-Chance Stevens recovers from the elbow from Lance and charges Lance on the outside. Chance begins delivering swift kicks to his midsection as Typhoon Vance comes flying off the ring with a double axe handle to the back Stevens. All four men are on the outside as the ref is still counting.

4...

Tony-Vance picks up Lance and rolls him into the ring.

Niles-That's quite a tongue twister. Vance picks up Lance, Lance is the hands of Vance. Vance rolls Lance into the ring. God, it's a never ending process.

Jim-You are the worst announcer in the history of wrestling.

Niles-Say that when I take your job.

5...

6...

7...

Tony-Morrison rolls into the ring and is met by several boots by Lance. Lance picks him up and whips him into the corner. Lance walks over and begins chipping away at Morrison with hard knife edge chops. The chop can be heard acorss the entire arena.

Niles-I guess I can call some action. Lance grabs the gay guy and set's him up on the top rope. He then climbs up and hooks the Gay guy up and delievers an off the rope suplex. Lance then covers the gay guy.

1..

2..

Jiim-Morrison kicks out. You are really beginning to get on my nerves with that.

Niles-Fine, fine... I will stop calling him that. Lance then picks Michael up and throws him towards Chance Stevens, who tags himself in. He charges Lance and is met with a huge Spinebuster. He then goes and begins to do the people's elbow. He delivers and tries for the cover.

1..

Jim-Morrison comes flying back in and breaks up the count. Vance comes in and knocks Morrison back out of the ring, where he follows him and they begin dukeing it out. Lance, takes the oppurtunity, to set up Chance for his finisher, Fade to black.

tony-Here is goes, he nails Fade to black and is now holding Chance in a sharpshooter.

Niles-The ref slides in and checks on chance. The match is over, Chance just tapped, damnit.

Pamela Wright-Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Lance Minion, Typhoon Vance and Mastery Fly.

Niles-Don't call his name out Master Fry didn't even come out to play.

Jim-Mastery fly, Master Fly, get his name right.

Niles-Whatever, its been real with you fellas for this match, but I gotta go hit up Sadie for some loving. Late.

*Niles leaves the announce table as Lance, Vance and Morrison are still trading blows on the outside of the ring.*

The scene opens up backstage now as we see Justina James in front of a mirror putting on make up in her dressing room. The sound of a door opening is heard as we can see in the mirror that it is Brooklyn Moore standing there behind Justina watching her.

Justina James: Hey Girl, wasn't that funny last week when we taught that Riana bitch a lesson?

Brooklyn Moore: Yeah, it was really funny. So you ready for our big tag match tonight?

Justina James: I'm always ready.

Brooklyn Moore: Yeah me too.

The sound of the door opening again is heard as in the mirror we can see Riana St. James standing there. Justina hasn't looked up from her lips yet but when she does Riana bounces on her and just starts to throw fists like crazy. Brooklyn runs and tries to hit Riana in the back but Riana dodges and Brooklyn nails Justina across the back. Riana now spears Brooklyn down onto the floor as suddenly referees and secruity swarm the locker room. They pull Riana off Brooklyn as Riana swings as she goes by Justina on her way out slapping Justina hard across the face smirring her lipstick. The referees carry her out as Justina feels her cheek.

Justina James: That bitch!

Brooklyn Moore: Lets go get her!

Brooklyn charges towards the door but Justina stops her.

Justina James: Let her go, I got a plan.

The scene fades back to the ring with Justina smirking.

Pamela Wright: Ladies and Gentleman this following contest is for one fall and it is for the WAW Cruiserweight Championship of the World. Introducing first he is the challenger from New Orleans... he is.. JD KIDMAN!

The lights dim and the words Nu Era blink across the screen...soon they stop and pyros immediately go off...soon after I'm The One by Static X hits and JD comes running out the back...he looks at the crowd and throws his hands up...he comes down the ramp and continues firing the crowd up and eventually enters the ring.

Jim: For some reason I like this young kid, he seems like he could make a good cruiserweight champion here in WAW.

Tony: Well we haven't really had a solid champion for the cruiserweights in awhile, maybe JD is our guy.

Pamela Wright: And the Cruiserweight Champion, he is.. Lynch Micheals.

"Mosh" by Emeniem hits the PA as Lynch Micheals steps out carrying a sledgehammer over his left shoulder. He smiles as he is being welcomed by a roaring boo! He poses to the crowd as the boos fill the arena even louder!Lynch makes his way down to the ring as he smiles at the love he is shown.He climbs in and stands on the turnbuckle raising the sledgehammer in his hand.

DING DING DING

Lynch now climbs down from the turnbuckle as he still has his sledgehammer in hand. The referee is trying to talk him into dropping it but he is not listening to the ref very well and keeps making moves towards JD with the sledgehammer but the ref keeps stopping him. Lynch finally turns around and sets the sledgehammer down in his corner but when he turns back around to face JD, JD gives him a nice forearm smash knocking him back into the turnbuckle.

Jim: Ya dance with fire Lynch, you will get burnt.

Tony: Lynch is undeafted and he will remain undeafted throughout this evening.

JD now grabs Lynch by the trunks pulling him out of the corner towards him as he smashes him with his forearm knocking Lynch back into the corner. JD raises his right hand and then slams it down into Lynch's face nearly knocking him off his feet. JD goes for another hard right but Lynch ducks this one and JD now gets cornered into the corner as Lynch thrusts his shoulder into the gut of JD driving all the air out of the young kid. Lynch now backs up taking a breather but comes right to him with another hard shoulder thrust to the gut driving JD up into the corner. Lynch now taking it easy and slow hoists JD up to the top rope and slowly climbs up after him. Both wrestlers are now standing on the top rope as Lynch hooks arms with JD and it looks like he is attempting a superplex but JD is blocking it.

Jim: Someone is going to get hurt up there.

Suddenly JD knees Lynch in the gut, still on top of the turnbuckle, now JD suddenly hits a rock bottom off the top rope driving Lynch down to the mat below with JD landing on top of him.

Tony: Oh no its over for Lynch!

Jim: The Nu Era by JD Kidman...that was more like a super nu era.

JD now pushes Lynch's shoulders down as the referee counts 1......2.......3!

DING DING DING

JD quickly rolls out of the ring and is handed the Cruiserweight Title as he holds it high above the head as the crowd cheers on their new cruiserweight champion.

Pamela Wright: Here is your winner and new Cruiserweight Champion.... JD KIDMAN!

Jim: The youngster did it!

Tony: This truly is a new era.

As the lights fade to black and spot lights start blinking all over the Triple Cage sitting high above the ring it slowly starts to lower down. Heart thumping music is playing as the Triple Cage slowly lowers with the crowd in awe of the huge structure.

Jim: This structure has only been seen once before in WAW. And that was when Shane McMahon and The Powertrip whiped R.A.C.E. from the face of the planet, never to be seen in WAW again. This match is career ending.

The triple cage is now secruley around the ring as the lights come back to normal and we focus on Pamela Wright who stands on the outside of the triple cage ready to introduce the match.

Pamela Wright: Ladies and Gentleman this following contset is a Triple Cage Match, two teams will start in the ring and every five minutes after that another team will enter the match. Once all eight teams have entered the trap door to enter the second cage will be unlocked and you can pursue the titles. The match is over once two people, they dont have to be team mates, leave the cage with the tag team titles. Now at this time I would like to introduce the team who drew number one...

Jim: Wait I hear we got some commotion backstage lets take you back to see what that is...

We shoot backstage as we see Ed Slamin and Synn duking it out. The camera swings aorund slowly as we see Ruth and Asheni Tivon going at it now. Secruity is everywhere trying to break it up but it is not working. They are battling next to a huge garage door as Ed Slamin slams Synn into and it slowly starts to rise up exposing the cold night. The four continue to battle all the way up the parking lot and around the corner as we can no longer see them.

Tony: Umm... are they not going to be in the match anymore or what?

Jim: I guess not Tony.

Pamela Wright: Well.. number one was Ed Slamin and Ruth... while number two was Synn and Asheni Tivon... so lets cut down to the third and fourth teams in this matchup... at this time I would like to introduce to you the team who drew number three!

The arena goes dark, air raid sirens begin going off while tracks of people yelling can be heard by the crowd when "Fight the Power" by Korn and Xzibit hits the PA systen and the crowd begins to Boo. The letters "W.A.R." appear on the big screen as out walks Natural ICE Beckman and Johnny Dangerous. Natural is wearing his jeans and a t-shirt reading "Wrestling's Authentic Royalty" and Johnny is wearing his wrestling gear along with a shirt that reads "Johnny fucks 94%". They begin to make their way down to the ring...

Jim: Well their odds are not too good in this match.

Pamela Wright: Coming to the ring at this time, first from Foam Lake, Wisconsin, Natural ICE Beckman!! And his partner from Los Angelous, California, Johnny Fucking Dangerous!! Together they are Wrestling's Athutentic Royalty...W.A.R.!!!!

The crowd Boos the call of War as the two make their way to the ring. On the way Ice takes a chance to steal a beer from a fan while Johnny ignores the loser fans rolling into the ring, with Ice sliding in behind him having just finished off the stolen beer. Johnny goes to the second rope, jumps up and looks over the people with a look of disgust as Ice sits down in the opposite corner waiting for the match to start. Johnny rips off his shirt and throws it into the crowd, hops down from the second rope and walks over by Ice as he too waits for the match to start.

Pamela Wright: And the team that has drawn number four...

Trust by Adema hit's the p.a systems the lights go completely out as red and blue lights being to flash around the entire arena the words "The Shining Diamonds" appear on the titaintron as smoke beings to fill the stage and Justina James comes followed by Brooklyn Moore the crowd erupts into boos as Brooklyn and Justina give an "Whatever" expression.

Pamela Wright: Making there way to the ring they are, The Shining Diamonds, Brooklyn Moore and Justina James!

Both diva's begin to walk down the ramp when suddenly Justina gets slammed from behind with a steel chair knocking her over the barricade and into the crowd. Brooklyn stops and realizes Justina got knocked THE FUCK OUT, as she turns around and gets crowned over the head with the steel chair too.

Tony: WOOOo Riana getting payback for them costing her, her title earlier tonight.

Justina gets to her feet as Riana grabs her and drags her back over the barricade slamming her down on the conrete ramp. Riana now picks up Brooklyn and bodyslams her on top of Justina as the ladies lay there in pain, both bleeding. Riana smirks as she opens up the chair and slides Brooklyn's neck inside of the chair. Riana now grabs another chair as she slams it down across the other one nearly shattering Brooklyn's neck.

Jim: Well this might be a little too much now.

Riana now slides the chair over Justina's neck as she slams it down doing the same to Justina as she did to Brooklyn. Finally Secruity gets out there and drags Riana out as EMTS come out with stretchers for the two divas who just got taken out by Riana, the former womens champion.

Jim: Well we dont even have enough teams to start the match in the ring yet and we are to our fith entry!

Pamela Wright: And the team that drew number five....

Tony: Lets hope they can find the ring now.

The lights fade to black and a blue strobe light effect lights up the arena. "We Don't Die" by Twisted fills the PA system and Christian Ryder comes out recording all of the fans and bouncing around to the music. Ryder stops about 1/3 of the way down the ramp, and looks behind him with the camera faced towards the curtain. Shane Trudex comes out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the form of an X. Shnae shakes his head up and down with the beat of the music, as Ryder puts the camera on himself while he continues walking to the ring.

Pamela Wright: Making their way to the ring at this time. weighin in at a combined weight of 457 pounds..From Chicago, Illinois... "The Prince of Anarchy" SHANE TRUDEX!!! and from Cincinatti, Ohio he is "The King of Extreme" CHRISTIAN RYDER!!!! Juggalo Inc.!

Christian Ryder sets up the camera on the outside of the ring onto the tripod, as Shane Trudex climbs the steps and walks across the apron right in front of the camera which is set up. Shane looks into the camera, and then climbs through the ropes entering the ring. Ryder looks into the camera and tilts his head to the left, then the right, and then shaking his head in approval. He walks over to the ring and rolls into the ring. Simultaneously, both men get up on turnbuckles. Shane Trudex holds up his arms across his chest in the shape of an X, as Christian Ryder is bouncing around to the music. They then drop and go to the center of the ring. Trudex standing in front of Ryder gets down on one knee facing the camera, Ryder behind him also facing the camera pose at the same time. Ryder's arms are thrown out to the side, and again Trudex has his arms across his chest making an X. Behind them a blue pyro blast goes off forming an X. The music then fades out.

DING DING DING

Jim: Three teams eliminated and we finally have started this contest.

Ryder starts off by running fast at Johnny who has his back turned. Suddenly Beckman the great champion that he is runs in front of Johnny and spears down the running Ryder. But on the other side Shane Trudex quickly runs up and hits Johnny with a flying forearm knocking him over the top rope and out of the ring. Shane now starts to kick at Beckman who is trying to get to his feet after that powerful spear. Beckman is able to get a hand in Shane's face almost like a stiff arm if he was running with the ball in football. Ryder on the other side of Beckman gets up now as both Shane and Ryder from opposite sides start to knee him in the gut. They get Beckman so dizzy that they are able to toss him out of the ring landing him right next to his good ol' buddy JD.

Tony: Juggalo Inc. just schooled WAR.

Jim: Yeah, but WAR is getting back up and they look furious.

Johnny and Beckman slide in the ring as Johnny and Ryder exchange lefts and rights same with Trudex and Beckman. Johnny and Beckman get the upper hand as they have Trudex and Ryder reeling on their heels. They both put their arms way back as they drive them down into Juggalo Incs. foreheads knocking them down to the canvas as Juggalo Inc. rolls out of the ring for refuge.

Jim: WAR has taken the ring back.

WAR now celebrates in the ring leaving Trudex and Ryder pissed off on the outside of the ring as they start to search under the ring for a weapon. The crowd explodes in cheers when they pull out two ladders.

Tony: Someone tell those dumbasses that the latch in the ceiling aint open yet!

They slide the ladders in the ring shortly before they slide themselfs in the ring. Ryder dropkicks Johnny but Beckman clobbers Trudex into the corner. Ryder now picks up a ladder as he rams it into Beckman pushing him through the ropes to the outside of the ring. Ryder slowly turns around holding the ladder up to about his chest as he turns around Johnny runs and shoulder blocks the ladder into him taking Ryder down with the ladder. Trudex suddenly comes running out of nowhere looking for a calf kick but Johnny catches Trudex is mid air and drops him on the ladder which is still laying on top of Ryder making a Juggalo Sandwhich. 10........9........8........7......6

Jim: Whos going to be our third.. well technically out 6th entrant.

5.....4.........3.......2........1....ERRRRRRRRR Suddenly Alex Blake and Poison run out onto the ramp and they beginning running down it through the unlocked cage door as they pile into the ring with Poison instantly jamming his fingers down Johnny's throat trying to make him gag on his sick fingers, while Alex Blake on the other hand, that dirty aussie bastard, goes to the two hurting guys and begins to stomp on them acting like he has done all the damage. Alex Blake now picks up the ladder as he raises it high above his head and drops it down onto Juggalo Inc. Suddenly from the blindside of Alex Blake comes Natural ICE Beckman with a singapore cane to the side of Alex's head droppin him like a fly that got hit by a flyswatter. Beckman turns around to see Johnny in trouble with Poison causing the trouble as Beckman swings the cane but with Poison's other gross and sticky hand he shoves his fingers into Beckman's mouth as he has both of WAR at his mercy.

Tony: I tell ya Poison is a force to be reckoned with here in WAW.

Suddenly both Johnny and ICE kick Poison in the gut as they lock arms around him and hit a double suplex on him sending him down on top of one of the ladders in the ring. From the corner of our screen we can see Ryder on the top rope as he flies off with a missle dropkick connecting with Johnny sending Johnny and Ryder to the mat as Beckman scratches his head being the only man that he can see up. But wait.. Trudex is up on the turnbuckle as he dives off looking for a dropkick and connects with Beckman sending him down to the ground with Trudex as well as all three teams are crashed out in the middle of that WAW ring.

Jim: Well so much for nonstop action ey?

Tony: Hey me and you should join this match.

Jim: Ill pass.

10...9....8...7....6....5....4......3.....2.......1.... BOOM a huge explosion of flames occurs on the ramp as Jason James and Josie Pleasure come walking down looking like they are ready to destroy everyone and everything

Tony: Maybe we shouldn't join this match.

Jason and Josie enter teh triple cage now as no one is standing yet. Jason stands their looking at the carnage as he spots Ryder and Trudex both getting to their feet. He grabs Ryder's neck with his left arm and Trudex's neck with his right arm as he hoists them up and chokeslams them dead center in the ring. Josie claps loving the destruction. Suddenly Posion, Alex Blake, Beckman, and Johnny seemingly all shoot up at the same time and charge the center of the ring all of them just wailing away on the monster Jason James. Poison though stops as he looks at Josie as he grabs her head and sticks his fingers down her throat as she gags. Finally Josie finds it in her to kick Poison in the balls and then ddt him flat in the middle of the ring while Jason James is still being tripple teamed.

Jim: So Tony who do you pick to win this match.

Tony: WAR.

Jim: Im going to have to go with the veterans of WAW.. Powerhouse Express.. who obviously are the last entries in this matchup.

Tony: How do you figure their last?

Jim: Cause they are the only team that hasn't come out yet.

Tony: Oh.

Jason gets a burst of rage now as he pushes Alex Blake away while Josie picks up the ladder and slams it into Johnny Dangerous back knocking him to his knees. Jason suddenly grabs Beckman by the throat, hoists him up for a chokeslam but Beckman with an amazing wrestling reversal turns it into a armbar takedown. Johnny slowly gets to his feet but to no avail because Josie slams the ladder back into Johnny's back knocking him back down off his feet as Johnny holds his back in pain from the vicious ladder shots.

Tony: I love Josie's wild side. One time.. oh nevermind.

Josie is going to slam the ladder on Johnny for a third time but it is not to happen as Beckman runs and spears Josie out of the ring as Beckman and Josie tumble through the middle ropes to the floor. Ryder and Trudex are back to their feet as is Johnny and Jason James. They run and dropkick JOhnny and Jason James now knocking them out of the ring and to the floor. They taunt thinking they own the ring but they forgot about Poison and Alex who both have a ladder as they run from opposite sides and sandwich Juggalo Inc together as they both stand their staggering as they fall to the floor like a sack of potatos. 10......9........8.......7......6

Jim: No suprise to who this is.

5.....4......3..........2........1..errrrrrrrrrr a huge explosion happens as Saint Anger plays and Harrison walks out onto the ramp looking behind him but there is no sign of Josh Rush. Harrison shrugs as he slowly makes his way to the ring hoping Josh will show at the last second.

Tony: Ha Josh got scared!

Harrison now enters the cage as Johnny out of nowhere just spears him into the side of the bottom cage as Harrison and Johnny are swinging like crazy.

Jim: The fued between Harrison and Johnny is well documented.

Johnny and Harrison are now slugging it out on the floor with Johnny on top of Harrison. Back in the ring Poison and Alex Blake have set up the ladder and Alex Blake is climbing going to the second floor while Poison stands below the ladder with the singapore cane making sure no one tries to make any moves towards Alex. Josie Pleasure runs in the ring towards the ladder but Poison without even hesitating cracks her over the head with the kendo stick. Suddenly from the side Jason James comes and big boots Poison sending him down to the ground hard. Alex Blake has now opened up the trap door and is crawling inside of the second cage as Jason James climbs the ladder in hot pursuit of Alex Blake.

Tony: We have breech on sector two.

Jim: So what now your a starwars dork or something?

Tony:... your retarded and I hope you get fired.

Alex Blake is now to his feet in the second level of the triple cage as Jason James has just popped his head up through the trap door. Alex Blake goes to the side of the cage as he picks up a garbage can that was laying against the wall he walks back and slams it across Jason James' head three times before Jason drops about 15 feet crashing to the mat below. Alex Blake smirks as he collapses to his ass trying to catch his breath. The camera now cuts to the left side of the ring where we catch up with our world champion, Natural "ICE" Beckman, who is battling off both Shane Trudex and Christian Ryder in a handicap situation. JOhnny Dangerous and Harrison are still exchanging blows on the outside of the ring with both of them now bleeding from rubbing each others heads into the cell. Jason James and Josie Pleasure lay hurting in the ring while Poison is climbing up the ladder to catch up with his partner Alex Blake.

Jim: Yeah Alex may think he has the match in his hands now but the way back down and out of the cage is going to be a hell of a lot different.

Back down by Johnny and Harrison, Harrison is down on his hands and knees as Johnny is catching his breath as he slowly grasps the steel stairs and hoists them up above his head slamming them down on Harrison's back. Harrison now lay hurting on the outside as Johnny picks up the stairs again and moves towards Beckman who is still getting handicapped. Johnny rams the stairs into the back of Trudexs head and then straight into Ryders head knocking both members of Juggalo Inc. out cold on the outside. Jason James and Josie Pleasure are both in the ring and climbing up to the second level as Beckman and Johnny roll in the ring. Johnny grabs Josie and rips her down off the ladder as he climbs up in Josie's place. Jason enters the second level now as Johnny is not far behind him. Alex Blake and Poison open the door on the second level and are out ontop of the first cage now with Jason in hot pursuit. Jason goes out the door as he runs over and grabs Alex by the throat and walks with him to the edge of the first cage. Jason hoists Alex up as he is looking to chokeslam him off the first cage but Poison from behind with a steel chair cracking it across Jason's back causes him to drop Alex on top of the first cage. Poison now shoves Jason James as he falls 16 feet off the first cage crashing through the spanish announce table.

Jim: HOLY SHIT!!

Tony: I told Jason James he couldn't fly.

Poison and Alex highfive leaving the crowd in shock from what they have just seen.

Jim: Well atleast it was the spanish announce table and not ours.

Suddenly Johnny Dangerous who has emerged behind Alex Blake grabs him and tosses him off the cell causing him to now crash through the english announce table sending Jim Flowers flying off his chair.

Tony: Shouldn't have talked so soon Jim!!!! Jim...Jim.. are you alive? I dont think Alex is.

Jim: Im here thank god.

Poison and Johnny now start to exchange lefts and rights on the edge of the first cage each trying to make the other fall off. Back in the ring Beckman is just taking it to Josie with suplex after bodyslam after leg drop.. yes a leg drop. Both teams have been so busy that they havent noticed Juggalo Inc who is now on top of the second cage and climbing up the third cage nearly grasping the tag titles. Johnny now floors Poison with a clothesline as he looks up and sees Juggalo Inc on top of the third cage. Johnny shakes his head as he quickly begins to climb up the second cage. He makes it to the top as Juggalo Inc pulls down the tag titles.

Jim: This is not like Ready 2 Rumble.. The match is not over.. whoever leaves the cage out the door in the first cage is going to be the winner.

Johnny now is on top of the third cage as he grabs Shane Trudex and tosses him off the top of the third cage sending him all the way down to the top of the first cage. Johnny now turns around and gets a kick to the gut from Christian Ryder but when Ryder tries to mount a left Johnny blocks it and tosses Ryder off the opposite side of the third cage sending him all the way down to the roof of the third cage just like Shane Trudex.

Jim: Lets analsis the situation here... Synn and Asheni along with Ed Slamin and Ruth have left the building. Justina James and Brooklyn Moore have been carried out of the building. Josh Rush is nowhere to be found. Jason James and Alex Blake are laying motionless right here in front of us.

Tony: And now Juggalo Inc are laying motionless on top of the first cage... Beckman is kicking Josie's ass in the ring and Poison is climbing up the cage after Johnny as we speak who is on top of the cage. Thats our status here in this match.

After a breather Johnny now jumps down off the third cage onto the top of the second cage where he jumps right into the hands of Poison causing Johnny to drop the tag titles on top of the second cage. Poison has his hand around Johnny's neck as he lifts him up and chokeslams him on top of the second cage snapping through the ceiling causing him to fall through the roof of the first cage as Johnny lays knocked out in the center of the ring with Beckman having a shocked look on his face.

Jim: Good lord and now Johnny joins the victims who have fallen off the cage.

Poison grabs the tag titles as he climbs down rom the second cage as he is on the roof of the first cage. He now goes into the second cage and climbs down back into the ring with the tag titles only to be floored by Beckman with a steel chair. Poison falls out of the ring dropping both tag titles in the ring as he falls to the outside. Johnny is struggling to his feet after that amazing chokeslam through the cages as Beckman helps him up handing him a tag title.

Tony: It looks like WAR is going to win this one.. no one is going to stop them.

Johnny and Beckman both with tag titles in their hand roll out of the ring as the cage door swings open. Beckman going first gets out of the cage making him offically one half of the tag champions. Johnny steps over steel stairs as he walks towards the cage door almost making him second half of the tag champions but wait.. Matt Harrison who has been playing possum comes up and spears Johnny into the cage wall now making Johnny drop his belt in front of the cage door. Matt Harrison swings lefts and rights into Johnnys face as Poison the opprutunies runs up and grabs the title that was left laying just inches from the exit of the cage. Poison now runs out of the first cage with the tag title as Beckman stands their holding his half of the tag titles looking shocked.

DING DING DING

Pamela Wright: Ladies and Gentleman.. here are your new tag team champions... Natural "ICE" Beckman and POISON!!!

Jim: IM SHOCKED!

Tony: All this time everyone forgot about Harrison but in the end it was him taking down Johnny that opened up the opprutunity for Poison to grab the title and leave the cage.

Poison and Beckman are still standing outside of the cage as Poison stares a hole in Beckman and Beckman staring that hole right back into Poison. The scene slowly fades away with the shot of Poison and Beckman staring at each other both with tag titles in their hands as the screen goes black.